Not Coach Cal

Paying players and losing to Robert Morris. PARODY.

[Not Coach Cal @Not_Coach_Cal]

As a kid in college, reading @D_Barker7 tweets, he's the kinda kid that everyone thinks "how ft did this kid get into school?"

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@Not_Stoops @D_Barker7 OR NAH??? #barkercanthang

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UK went to the national championship this year. Don't tell me the us can't beat Ghana

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Teddy goes 2nd round. Hate me for it but I'm right.

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This is an actual letter from uk. I promise. "Don't not remove". I never wanna hear another word from uk fans.

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Number of NCAA appearances-
Jabari Parker- 1
Nerlens Noel- 0.
Your move, UK.

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Plot twist- cal leaves uk...

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C'mon young... Stop thinking about Aaron back there

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@BarackObama can we PLEASE make tomorrow national smack a uk fan day

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We won. Merica.

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If UK wins America loses. If America loses terrorists win. Don't let terrorists win, @NCAA

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#ThingsBetterThanUK the girl that beer goggles told you was good looking

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#ThingsBetterThanUK blue balls

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A uk fan complained that the rims are too stiff... What😭😂😭

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Anyone know the average Rpi of teams uk played?

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UK fans are literally laughable... SO stupid

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UK last season- finished with 1 more loss than what they have right now. They will lose to Florida. NIT again?

[Not Coach Cal @Not_Coach_Cal]

“@UKCoachCalipari: It's not so much about what I don't want them to do; it's about what I want them to do.” Why don't u have a PhD??

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#louisvillefirstcousinsforever

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Did you hear about the Kentucky linebacker that stole a police car? He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche