King of the Hill

Graphic Designer | RPG guy | Toy Designer | Anime Watson of @SakugaPod | insta:

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

Folks........I made it

[itzy binks ohtani 💙🇲🇽 @itzybitzyminnie]

sandy hook was the indicator for me that people do not care about anything

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

Wow I wonder why your kids don’t want to call you

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Dear young people,

Stop denying your loved ones normal interactions because you are anti-social and self-absorbed.

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

@JennyENicholson A fellow Dudunsparce enjoyer I see

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

@mvlsraff Calling it now this is Bucky

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

@owenlikescomics There’s no way this isn’t Bucky right

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

@nataliewatson If it makes you feel any better my wife made this exact same mistake. She thought I’ve been begging her to watch Over the Hedge with me for years.

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

@WEB_DemBoyz @fightwithmemes They’re stealing your tax benefits because they’re using charities as a prop to hope people are kindhearted enough to give them free money to increase their overall profits. We can admit that is bad even if charity is good.

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

@WEB_DemBoyz @fightwithmemes Why should I have to finance a corporate tax write off. I’d rather donate the money myself and get my own tax write off instead of helping ensure Hyvee doesn’t pay a red cent in taxes

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

Fellas is it gay to be married to a woman?

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Daniel Craig can play gay as much as he wants to without it being queerbaiting, because being married to Rachel Weisz automatically makes you canonically bisexual

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

@PaulDrawsArt Transforms into a member of your own party with their moveset, keeps the dark typing

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

When I’m being an asshole it’s actually because I have principles! It’s a coincidence this principle also saves me money

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

Europeans love to claim Americans are disrespectful tourists abroad and then refuse to be a respectful tourist in America because when they do it it’s different, you see.

[taoki @justalexoki]

ok americans hating on this guy, please explain why customers should pay the servers salary instead of their employer?

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

Jurassic Park has a lot to say about nature, about technology and how we depend on it to our detriment, but mostly it’s about corporate greed. They don’t care what they have to sell, they don’t care that it’s dangerous, they only care if they can sell it to you.

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

The movie is a nearly perfect film, but it glosses over some of the themes of the book. The Jurassic Park of the novels is wildly unsafe because they are so excited to cash in on the dinosaurs they don’t bother in investing time in understanding their product.

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Watching og Jurassic Park and John Hammond didn’t have an unsafe park he just didn’t count on having a gigantic hater

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

It’s a series of errors all the way down that will get people killed, had already gotten people killed, and all it took to tip the island over into chaos was a tropical storm, something the park had somehow not accounted for.

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

Black Manta and it isn’t even close

[Mat | That Spider-Man guy @EARTH_1610_616]

Aight let’s debate this. Who’s the biggest hater?

[King of the Hill @Not_Daredevil]

If my retired father wouldn’t text me at 945 at night about seeing them in the Star Wars show he’s watching they’re a Gulp Shitto, sorry to say

[☀︎ Mads ☀︎ 📍🍊 @lite_thespark]

Zeb has almost twice as much screen time as Luke Skywalker in the original trilogy stop calling him a glup shitto