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2014 was crazy! I had so many matches, I mean I trained a ton, Sorry I watched a lot of tape. Its probably best if I rest up until summer

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Took promo pics for my first match. Its scheduled for sometime in 2016

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@Derek_Gamble Why are you so delicious? #PBJSammich #GimmickTable

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@BatistaBear You know it. Back in the twitter verse FTW! Wanna get some Mexican food for lunch? The waitress is real cute.

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Oh snap it's my bday! Partying with the @QCPlayboys tonight! Like it's 1999!

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The Twitterverse is mine. MUAHAHA. Take that Derek Reverse Squared whatever your name is. Underscore this...SUCK IT.

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Dream Match: Tozawa VS Naruto in the Bey Blade Battle Dome. Pikachu guest ref. Who wins you guys? Match for the Ages. FTW!

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I'M BACK. FTW!!! NJPW 4 LIFE!

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Ah wait... ah yeah, just jizzed my pants #mtg #new #gimmicktable

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You know what really gets me going? Elevator music!

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Nothing to do today. I think I'm going to hang out at the mall and try to pick up girls at #Torrid #size12andup

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So..... I think I want to get some mariachi pants for Cinco de Mayo

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Tell me do you feel safe?

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Take it from me, parents just don't understand

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Got the #KMFDM blasting. About to F this Day in the A! #yolo

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Super excited for this one. My deck is complete. It's so powerful you guys. #MTG

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I hope saber tooth is on Smackdown tomorrow #xmen #gimmicktable

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What should I eat for lunch guys? No more Chinese, it gives me the runs real bad #gimmicktable

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A little Sunday night D&D? Oh hell yeah!

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Gimmicked tabled so hard tonight you guys and learned a lot. Mark Briscoe taught me how to choke a chicken.