Big Faye Windass

My dads a poor cunt who's job is a fucking window cleaner, my mum is a bitch & sally pisses me off aswell! oh ye i also have a kid called miley! PARODY ACCOUNT!

[Big Faye Windass @Not_FayeWindass]

Praying my mum gets better... Fed up of my new boyfriend constantly asking how she is #fuckoff #youllbegettingdumpedsoon

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Sorry I've not tweeted in a while.... Big Anna took my phone off me and she also can't keep up with the bills for the Internet!! #werepoor

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Bloody hell, big Craig is good with kids!!

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But happy new year you bastards

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So this morning consisted of waking up to seeing Kevin Webster in bed with my mum... What a shit start to 2016!! #stepdad

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@Jack_Dunham1 fuck off you cunt #JoggerBoy

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And it doesn't help that I have to keep going to Big Craig's house to get some decent Wifi

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I wish this fucking phone would work properly!!

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Don't know why big Craig was scared of snagging this Caitlin bird? Me and him have done it loads!! #shesnobigfaye

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@Ghost_of_Phelan fuck off Phelan you cunt

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Has anybody seen Gary? Help us find the ginger bastard! #FindingGary

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Thank fuck I didn't go to the Nazir's last night! They are very Boring

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Anna needs to sort the fucking Wifi out.... It's shocking!! I think Roy's wifi is better and that is say something!

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@KetBeale I thought you was dead? Fucking lying cow!

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Fuck off Leanne you prostuite

[Big Faye Windass @Not_FayeWindass]

Bantz from my dad

[Big Faye Windass @Not_FayeWindass]

@BethanyPlatt7 all part of my plan to annoy her on her big day

[Big Faye Windass @Not_FayeWindass]

Awww, what a shame.... Sophie Webster can't handle my Kevin banter 😂🙈

[Big Faye Windass @Not_FayeWindass]

@homofabulous101 @Dotty_c0tton I know I do😎

[Big Faye Windass @Not_FayeWindass]

@Dotty_c0tton I'll try my best😜