George Monbiot

Ambassador of righteousness. (Parody account, not affiliated with George Monbiot/Guardian)

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I'll be knitting a Playstation 4 this Christmas. You won't be? That's because I'm better than you. Deal with it.

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Just a quick reminder: buying presents for your family this Xmas = shitting in Gaia's mouth. http://t.co/ok5fa5KPAZ

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Which is the more sustainable of either Call of Duty: Ghosts or Battlefield 4? Want to be sure I'm pwning noobs responsibly.

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Still trying to figure out a way to blame this weekend's big storm on past thirty years of neo-liberal policies. Will keep you all posted.

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I've been against fracking ever since it was mentioned in Battlestar Galactica.

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Can't decide if my shoddy internet connection is a Big Oil conspiracy or not.

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Spare rooms are an immoral waste of property space. Apart from my study, obviously. Got to keep those unsold 'Captive States' somewhere.

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All those comments on my articles are looking at the smaller picture. Remember: hypocrisy is not climate.

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Definitely going to spend some quality time with those Captain Planet DVDs I got for Christmas. Linka would totally get it.

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Woke up today to find that the snow had melted. This is the true legacy of Tony B-LIAR.

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(BELOW) This may look like the exact opposite of everything I've ever campaigned for, ever, but it isn't. Definitely not.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/dec/27/energy-companies-fuel-poverty

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Buying your kids American-manufactured toys for Christmas is the same as molesting them. Or at least waving your cock around in Mothercare.

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I just don't see why we can't all catch our own Christmas Puddings.

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I mean, do these people at Heatheow REALLY need to fly? God, some of them probably like football and Top Gear.

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Sometimes I wonder whether I'm the Messiah, or merely a lesser deity.

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@Not_NME_KrissiM Any chance you can put in a good word with These New Puritans about an awareness-raising gig? Music brings us power.

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When I'm king @JamesDelingpole will be the first to have his central heating rationed.

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I don't call it snow; I call it white astroturfing.

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Local grocers have run out of lentils. Definite fascist consipracy.