Not Jake Hodge

I am the best there is plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. Ain't a single NSIC team that can contain me.Harlon

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@a44bohl Good luck doing what no NSIC team could #CantCatchMe #CantStopMe #QB1

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Saw Medhaug running from the cops down 20th screamin "2nd team bitches"

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Texted Montplaisir to see when he'd be done with my homework and he said he already is. Man that kid does everything.

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Saw Brock Jensen walking down town so I dropped back, pegged him with a beer from like 80 yards away #BigArm #DragonNation

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Just sent Toelle a snapchat of this strippers tits so he could see a pair before he dies #QB1

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Guys on the team talkin bout lifts. Only thing Im lifting is bongs and beers because Im sore from carryin this team on my back all year #QB1

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At the northern signing strippers tits while Jiskra is getting a handy in the bathroom #OffSeason

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Ambrose just tried to buy condoms at Tesoro and got rejected, stole em, stiff armed the lady behind the counter and took it to the house.

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Made some freshman drive to the cities to get me some Chipotle and some blow cause its the mother fuckin #OffSeason

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Laqua just came up to me and asked if we could smoke a bowl or three later cause his hangover is killin him #OffSeason

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I was so drunk during the Mary game

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I might need my O lineman to walk through campus to block all this pussy that's rushin me #QB1

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Last night some puss came up to me and he didnt believe the hype so I picked up a beer and threw it to Jiskra. Jiskra was in Grafton #BigArm

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Just woke up outside Nemzek with a honey snuggled up to me and I thought damn she must be cold cuz all she had on was my jersey and a smile

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I wear the number 12 because I put up numbers that usually would be number 1 and 2 combined #JakeyFootball

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I got 2nd team all conference and Jiskra got 1st team? He's nothing without me throwing to him and only him #QB1

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Sitting here stoned playin ncaa just wishin there was somebody a good as me on the game I could play with. That makes it realistic at least

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No workouts tomorrow, you know I'm hitting the clubs and bong tonight. Bout to get cray! #JakeyFootball

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Where should I transfer to after I win the Harlon Hill next year? #Hodge4Heisman2015