Lauren Grossfeld

I hate it when I'm hungry and stuffed at the same time

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

help

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

Coming in here to express my frustration at @Delta been flying them for years and have gotten the worst customer service i have ever experienced in my 34 years of life. @Delta lost my bag and has been useless in helping give me clarity on specific questions and needs i have

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

Pasta snacks always provide exactly what you need

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

(Millennials) is there a boomer inside of you?

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

What was the point in changing twitters name of everyone refers to it as “x fka Twitter”

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

What is best app for options trading that isn’t Robinhood or fidelity

[trash jones @jzux]

now that mother’s day is over, everyone tell me the worst way your mom fucked you up

[oncue @OnCue]

Humans can barely handle social media, fake news etc. AI gonna end us all. Stick a fork in us. We done.

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

How is there so much traffic at 645 am if no one in Miami works / gets anywhere on time?

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

How did all buildings decide not to make a 13th floor because it is deemed unlucky

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

When the host is late to the virtual meeting

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

A black cat is a good omen

[Ǎlex @trapperflamingo]

Reddit is proof that people do not know how to use google

[trash jones @jzux]

(me to someone i’ve been purposefully avoiding) omg it’s been forever!

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

Why can’t i buy / consume cannabis at the airport

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

When you eat all your plane snacks before boarding the plane at 940am

[Dogs doing things @dogsdoingthings]

Dogs calling to the next room, “They fucked up capitalism again.”

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

How does not checking none of your different email accounts for 4 hours equate to 230 unread messages

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

We need a new dead celebrities episode @SouthPark

[Lauren Grossfeld @Not_Lauren]

@SouthPark new dead celerities episode plz