Definitely Not Mecha Man

𝒀̼𝒐̼𝒖̼'̼𝒓̼𝒆̼ 𝒎̼𝒚̼ 𝒉̼𝒆̼𝒂̼𝒓̼𝒕̼,̼ @WCTERB0Y .

//MDNI//

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

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[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘺. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘚𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

// i flipped my OC to Arthur Morgan :) if yall want a cowboy please feel free to interact!!

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

yes. yes i did.

[ᴠɪꜱ ☆ @hottopiicguy]

did you just say happy birthday ?

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

happy birthday, trans employees of SDN. glad to have you on board.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

// im... I'm gonna make an Arthur Morgan in the morning........ I yearn to return to my cowboy roleplaying days...... yall....

[Among Us @AmongUsGame]

MAYBE IF U FOCUSED LESS ON "6 7", YOU COULD GET A "9-5" INSTEAD 🙄

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

@WCTERB0Y not for long, you're not.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

next bar i go to is definitely going to be a karaoke bar. we're getting you on that stage.

[𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑 @ECH0FREAK]

Look man, when you habe hearing like I do. Most of the time it is cruel and unusual punishment.

Really have to be wasted off my ass to enjoy it.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

@howlingdispatch part of me says it's because they don't know how to show any sort of affection so they lash out like schoolyard bullies, the other part of me kind of shrugs at it and then moves on. as they say, 'it is what it is'.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

not even a little fighting intent? that's actually really impressive.

thanks, raniero.

[𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑭 — 𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑭 .ᐟ @howlingdispatch]

@Not_Mecha_Man
○○○○○ — annoyance
○○○○○ — fighting intent
●●●○○ — trust
●●●○○ — interest
●●●●○ — respect
●●●○○ — friendship chances

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

truly. only nipples i've ever seen were my own.

so, would you trust me with a tattoo gun now? out of pity?

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

@howlingdispatch well, thank you. i like knowing that at least one person here doesn't want to punch my teeth in.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

you're cute when you get riled up and flustered, you know that?

[🌊Hermy ✩ˎˊ˗ @WCTERB0Y]

OH!! OKAY THATS-- YEAH IM COOL WWITH THAT

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

oh yeah, totally. the biggest. i blush any time someone even so much as says the word "ankle".

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

@howlingdispatch most days it feels like everyone wants to fight me, so i feel like it isn't *too* out of pocket to assume you would too.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

assuming i have any sex, are you? bold.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

i'll get on that right away. it'll be like that scene from kung pow- slice my hand open and pour mercury on the open wound. catch my hands on fire.

[𝑰𝑵𝑽𝑰𝑺𝑰𝑮𝑨𝑳 @MSH0TT0PlCSALE]

She rolls her eyes.

“Shut up and just be tougher.”

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

not necessarily. he might think he's okay with what he has right now because he doesn't know what his options are.

the guy eats exclusively melons because he made a shit purchase; offer him something else and he'll act like he never thought about it.

[𝓕 𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝓒 𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 @Mechamanfan_]

But if he wanted a change wouldn't he do it himself?

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

@medendum okay, okay-

[He smiles, almost laughing.]

note to self, never talk about the future I want with you ever again. I definitely won't talk about how you've given me a reason to get old and wrinkly, or how i already have an idea of what sort of vibe you might want for the rings.

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

@medendum

[Definitely Not Mecha Man @Not_Mecha_Man]

what if he likes the changes though?

[𝓕 𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝓒 𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 @Mechamanfan_]

But what if he wouldn't want a new haircut...and what if he likes his outfit?