Not Chance Montana

America. Get like me. #swag #notgood #turnup #beer #women

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@BrooklyNicole19 it's because my bitch was so horny she gave me a blumpkin. #DirtyGirl

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Writing a paper is like fuckin all my bitches. Too easy.

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I'll make ya juice box drip drip drip. #PTG #PoontangGang

[Not Chance Montana @Not_Montana]

Chick was hitting hard core on me one night, knew she wanted me. Know what I said? "Tell your hot friends about me" #BISHHHH

[Not Chance Montana @Not_Montana]

Which fine hunny will I be sleepin with tonight? #questionoftheday #everyday

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Clash of Clans village got attacked. #PISSEDMERIGHTOFF

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Oh my god Legally Blonde is on. #ReeseWitherspoon#BoutToPopAChub

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Got some Levi Garret. #BigDips #JKillprypuke

[Not Chance Montana @Not_Montana]

Figured I better get a workout in today.. So I went to the driving range. #StayChiseled