Bojji

*insert witty bio here*

[🇪🇬 @tsukkiyomiii]

Placed a bet on Bayern to win the league

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*tracks down her father’s killer, shoots hundreds of his body guards

Female actor on reaching the real killer:

[DRIZZI @Ragnar_AY]

ON FUCKING GOD BRUH

[Nerdy Omni-Man @nerdyomniman]

We got Potential Man and Super Bum now 💀

[Dr. Jack 🇵🇹 @k_iddoo]

@SkySportsNews Xabi Alonso to the owners after seeing this

[DD 🇵🇸 @VmothN99]

Ain't no fuckin way bro

[Patie🦋❤️ @patiencenamany2]

The last dream bender😂

[Eto @Jaythemenace0]

They caught me watching Welbeck comps

[John Dante @threemad5]

Sometimes you can actually find gems on tiktok

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

accidentally said 2 bands at work instead of 2 thousand💔

[່ @pxrcyishim]

people will use ‘before surgery vinicius’ instead of ‘prime vinicius’

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Billy @_billyreid]

North Koreans finding out this morning that they beat Spain 5-0 to win a tenth straight World Cup

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

El pollero español que ayudó a los papás de Lamine Yamal a cruzar hace 20 años viendo el fruto de su trabajo

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The perfect example of try and try until you succeed

[jylfeng @jylfeng]

Haaland Buu vs the Saiyans, aka what if Norway had played Mexico?