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Hi all. Not the most prolific tweeter at the moment; mostly just read my timeline and laugh or shake my head as appropriate.

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@TheFigen_ Can I just say that he seems to be of some age, and is doing great for a chap with Downs Syndrome.

Props to his carers and health professionals

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@moment_mirthful @TheFigen_ I'll bet next months pay cheque that "Spidermans" mask was like a wet flannel 😊😇🥰😝

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@CrimeLdn "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

credit - National Lampoons Animal House.

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@nadeneghouri @JMPSimor She is pissed.

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@HumansNoContext Who goes to a Michelin restaurant to eat basic pasta?

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@BrainXpansion @AMAZlNGNATURE Apparently, and I can no factual basis for this so take it for free - But I have heard that Hippos are one of the most dangerous animals in the wild.

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@ranghad_ @InternetH0F I have some faith in humanity; so I like to think that she would have got there in the end.

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@TheLucifer_Ra @gunsnrosesgirl3 Mate, I'm not travelling to whack them on a grid - the side wall of my house does the job.

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@PicturesFoIder TBH; my cat before he aged and got creaky could scale an 8 foot post.

My boy there was just proving a point: diss my ass and I'm coming back home with a leg, mofo's.

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@InternetH0F Where's the stork when you need it.

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@HumansNoContext Pff; Try getting a Transit into some creaky back street garages.

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@NoContextBrits Tears of misery.

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@PostsOfCats Don't fuck with an orange cat.

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@buitengebieden Mummy Elephant: "Thank gawd for that, he/she is finally out.

Baby Elephant: "Ow, where am I?"

Rest of the Elephants: "Don't yo worry hun, we got yo back, 'aint no motherfukcer gonna mess wit yo, or we is gonna get mediaeval on their asses"

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Walmart employee won’t let man in wheelchair leave with beer after he already paid

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I told you this was who she was didn’t I? I called her Felicity Minge as a silly joke after seeing her vile unprovoked abuse of people on Twitter.

Here she is insulting veterans let down by her husband Johnny Mercer, whilst calling the police on them for protesting peacefully.

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@BladeoftheS Probably have a final satisfying shit whilst listening to a bit of Wagner.

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@PostsOfCats Divide and rule, and more chance of some cat treats going forward.

Cats know all the angles and schemes, I know; mine was with me for 19 years until he passed.

Typical cat, caused havoc, then left a huge void😭

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@NoContextBrits Washing machines are like the Tardis; they operate outside of normal time and dimensions...

...unlike the Tardis' they are cunts.

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@clownworld She's a keeper, and by the way she is so casually happy and smiley, I reckon her man works hard, long hours for his 30K

That fam are going to be ok😊