𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater

28 • artist • she/her pronouns in bio • goth-adjacent gf • left-ish hick • #Marktwt // #Starsettwt // I:S::K:F

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

STARSET GOT ME CRYING ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

🇺🇸✨🎉🎆🎇❤️🤍💙

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

My power managed to not go out this time but still fuck DTE Energy, all my homies hate DTE Energy

[Kevin Kijewski @KevinKijewski]

Profits over People: 450,000 Michigan families are sitting in the dark tonight because a summer thunderstorm, in July, was enough to take down the grid. Again.

Let that sink in. Not a hurricane. Not an ice storm. A summer storm, and half a million people lose power heading into the Fourth of July.

Here is what makes it infuriating. DTE always seems to find the money and the urgency when it is time to cut sweetheart deals for data centers and big corporate customers. New infrastructure for them? Fast-tracked. Special rates for them? Done. But the basic grid that serves your home, the poles and lines that are supposed to keep your lights on and your food from spoiling and your medical equipment running, somehow that never gets the same attention.

Michigan families pay some of the highest rates in the region for some of the WORST reliability in the country. Rate hike after rate hike gets approved, the shareholders and executives do just fine, and the moment the wind blows, we are the ones lighting candles and throwing out a fridge full of groceries.

Politicians don’t care, as they take DTE’s money. DTE cannot keep charging people more and delivering them less. A utility that has a monopoly on your power has an obligation to the people first, not the corporate accounts and the data centers.

To every family in the dark tonight, stay safe, stay far away from downed lines, and remember this the next time DTE and their friends in Lansing ask you to trust them. Ask your politicians if they take DTE’s money - money that came from you.

Michigan deserves a grid that works for people, not one that works everyone except them. Let's make Michigan safe, normal, and responsible again! 🇺🇸

@realDonaldTrump @JDVance @MIGOP @MI_Republicans @Th_Midwesterner @stevegrubershow @MrJustinBarclay @gatewaypundit @Rescue_Michigan @HarmeetKDhillon @elonmusk @timlovesann @mifairelections @TruckerRandy @DonnieDetroit19 @downi75

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

Oh Caesar salad, I could never hate you 💚

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

@Bosco_The_Boss SPARKLE LIKE THE STARS ON THE FLAG BRUTHER

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

Hell yeah ‘Murica 🇺🇸

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

I’m gonna do my nails in red, white, and blue for the Fourth because I may fucking hate my government but I still love my country, goddamnit

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

I’m gonna do my nails in red, white, and blue for the Fourth because I may fucking hate my government but I still love my country, goddamnit

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

@bilbosfootcomb This is how I find out you’re English

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

@dakota_rineer Ewwww

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

Don’t anyone ever ask me again why I hate summer because WHY is the RealFeel already sixteen whole degrees higher than the ambient temperature?????

IT’S NOT EVEN NOON

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

The European mind cannot comprehend the concept of corn sweat

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

See, UK, THIS is why we get on your case about AC. We don’t fuck around with the heat here, dawg

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

Setting my thermostat to 82° to sleep in would turn me into a domestic t*rr*rist

[Jum @JesterJum]

I will let the entire power grid go down and ruin everyone's lives before I set my home to 78°

Freaking terrarium home lizard people

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

Pepsi please keep your kinks within the confines of your bedroom thank you

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

@John03J Yeah the Chicagoans in particular are pretty bad

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

Ohio or Illinois

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You see a bad driver on the road, which license plate is the likely culprit?

[𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖓 🥀 | certified summer hater @Not_OfTroy]

What are colors

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Reminder that 95° and humid is better than 10° and a wind chill