Spider-Man

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From Peter Parker, a nobody,
to Peter Parker, a no one.

#missmyfamilyandfriends

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It's cold cold cold! ❄️🥶❄️

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Because I was lost for so long, Mr Stark had a special present.

Thanks sir... I guess?

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Hello everyone! I was away for a long time because... phew.........

Let's say "a picture is worth a thousand words":

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Today was "Donut Day" at the office!
#BestBoss #InternshipAtStarkIndustries #PeterWho?

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Ugh. Didn't see that coming.
Not even with my Spider-Senses!

#HaveABadFeelingAboutThis

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Thanks for your hospitality!

#AvengersTower #HeadingHomeNow

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Happy and with a full tummy it's now time for a patrol.
Have a good night and keep safe!

(Side note: Wait at least 1 hour after eating before you swing through the city)

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The Evening was GREAT!
Mr @CapsicleWaitNo and Mr Stark invited me to dinner 🤩
It was soooo exquisite and expensive!
Look at the awesome food:

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@Nat_A_Romanoff Nice job!

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Couldn't resist. Worth it!!

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My inner fanboy can't handle all the cool stuff in the Avengers Tower!

Don't touch it, Spidey. Don't.

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@CapsicleWaitNo @Nat_A_Romanoff It's okay!! No worries, sir!!

(mentally break down)

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@CapsicleWaitNo @Nat_A_Romanoff

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@CapsicleWaitNo 😐

Sir.

It's me, Pe-... Spider-Man!

I'm literally sitting at your kitchen table right now, eating breakfast. I'm not Spam! 🕷️

( @Nat_A_Romanoff help!)

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Unfortunately I missed school.
But someone brought me coffee and I feel so much better (Sleep. My best buddy.)

Everything is full of Avengers merchandise! Is there anything of Spider-Man, too?

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Good morning everyone!
Because my backpack was stolen yesterday, I went to the Avengers Tower.
OF COURSE Mr Stark and @SteveR_username got a hold of me (breaking into the tower was not my best idea).

Buuuut they gave me a very big guestroom and the bed was so comfy #InHeaven

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Without my keys I have two options now:

Breaking into...

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You see this empty spot?
Well, that's where I left my backpack a few hours ago.

Srsly NYC, what's wrong with your crime rate?!

#MyAuntIsKillingMe #ImPoor #OhGodWhy