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BLAME! | A L I E N | Blade Runner | Guilty Gear | Soul Eater

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@touchmoonflower the nightmare swirls and churns unending type shit

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@GhostofMahvel @BustyLoads619 "The anti-powerscaler fools make fun of us for reducing a story to a number, not realizing we are in fact reducing it to like 5 or 6 numbers."

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I'm actually so ok with this happy chaos change because I'd much rather him be a Dan-esque character that you pick just to flex, than for him to just be good in a boring way

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@1thousandfaces_ Read blame.

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@aeon_val @lucas_big_hands Because that's how it was explained in the manga and anime, directly from GER's mouth.

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@aeon_val @lucas_big_hands It pretty much is confirmed if you know how GER works. He's stuck resetting to that moment in time. He never gets to reach the future. 2011 will never come, and MIH will never happen.

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@I__HATE_SOCCER even more hilarious that enya knew he was gonna do it like that

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@RoseMan_X or how he made mista's bullets hit the lamppost if it was fated to do that anyway

or why people don't notice as fast when they're suddenly looking or standing in a different direction, but do notice when drops of blood appear

or why he can change the fated path of his clothes

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@RoseMan_X or why he can phase through aerosmith's bullets but has to dodge mista's bullets and other stands' fists.

or why others' fated paths sometimes seem to involve not reacting at all, like in the elevator or when he puppets trish's stand to run away

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I wouldve prefered they just gave #ggst_hc no new move at all if it was gonna make him into a boring zoner.

At lower skill lvls, he's now less fun to play as, and i assume less fun to play against.

All just to try and stop high lvl players, who ended up more powerful than ever.

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"people mistake 10 for being 13 minus 3, but in reality, true 10 is just 8 plus 2."

[Usama Javaid 🇵🇸 @JavaidUsama]

This is true actually! Ppl mistake 4:3 for being a cropped version of 16:9, but in reality true 4:3 is just 16:9 with more vertical hight, I was surprised to find Nixxes's port of Spiderman Remastered actually supports true 4:3 when I was testing it on my CRT monitor

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did they tell Kenshiro's voice actor to do a Kung Fury impression

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Fist Of The North Star 2026 released by Amazon Prime Video. The English dub has everything bad going for it. It has odd deliveries, underacting, bad casting, wooden & dull performances, takes that don't match the intended tone of the lips flaps & pronouncing Hokuto as Hawktoe.

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IT IS
IT'S "A STORY ABOUT BREAKING A CURSE"
CALAMITY AND BY EXTENSION WOU IS THE VILLAIN

[metabilist//comissões inexistente⁉️ @saikometalico1]

O tooru pode ser um vilão buxa, mas ele tem o stand de vilão mais insano da franquia, não é atoa que todo mundo gosta de ignorar o tooru, e considerar o Wonder of U como vilão da parte

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@lofi_lover0930 This has none of the speed,fluidity, or momentum of titanfall

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Everyone saying that it'd be impossible to make a scary backrooms movie without some kind of monster in it is hereby sentenced to 1 viewing of The Shining

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@1000butts Being born with his stand means that for a while, there was just a newborn baby playing with and gnawing on a fully working invisible gun that was impossible to take away from him.

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@Drdannypham imagine if they buffed throw loops

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@chillgyz @neitotopias You are correct, but KC will always pull the trigger first due to Epitaph

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@gedronkthebeast @neitotopias The events that happen in timestop still happen, and are still following their fated paths. It's essentially just happening at infinite speed, but still linear. there's no logical reason why it would override timeskip, and doing so would require causing a non-linear paradox (GER)