You-ghurt🫢🧸⛱️

160 characters won’t describe me • crazy @fcbarcelona fan • NSNV • 30BG • Graduate of law ⚖️ and so much more 🧸❤️‍🩹

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

not hitting cos she's a virgin is very valid btw

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I de reason how to get $350k this one de ask if I need head...omo go ahead sha

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[You-ghurt🫢🧸⛱️ @Not_Sege]

@GossipMillNaija I don’t even want to sound insensitive but everything about this looks staged. Thank goodness they are safe.

[You-ghurt🫢🧸⛱️ @Not_Sege]

@michaelquay11 @BarcaUniversal La Masia tax

[You-ghurt🫢🧸⛱️ @Not_Sege]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[IFÁ FUNSHO 𓋹 @funshographix]

Now that bandits terrorists want sharia law in Oyo state, can we still separate Islam from terrorism?

Is it not obvious now that prophet Muhammad was a terrorist?

[Prince Adewale @Maya_leeke]

Sharia law killed her! Allah akbar kaboom!

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

Guys, I was being a gentleman... but some Arsenal fans are getting too comfortable
You finally won the war after 22 years of banter 😂🏆
Now let's start another 50 years of banter about the Big Ears Cup
#ilovethisgame #arsenal #banter

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

I wanna c ddle and k ss you, but there are two things missing

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[Joshua🍁 @Joshwins_all]

adults hate the truth, so they call it disrespect 😭.

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Entre 1990 y 2006 había 17 balones de oro y ninguno ganó la champions en ese año

Esta tontería empezó con Cristiano y sus fans y se ha vuelto el cáncer del deporte

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

excellent use of freewill

[You-ghurt🫢🧸⛱️ @Not_Sege]

Tinubu five more years💔

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater.

[Elche Club de Fútbol @elchecf]

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[You-ghurt🫢🧸⛱️ @Not_Sege]

@heisrichardz This is obviously not the cs since I’ve seen it

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

A new force joins our rhythm.
Anthony Gordon is culer 💙❤️