Andy Martin

I'm the best Tetris player you've ever met.

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail

[Ryan Kennedy @RyanKennedy_22]

Well that's not good...

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Didn't know I was on camera for that $140 reveal

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

Washington Post. Hometown paper. Grew up with it. Bye, byatch.

[Andy Martin @Not_Shakespeare]

@SheaSerrano You went small fries though… #Restraint

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

CHAKA KHAN’S TINY DESK IS LIVE!!!
This is NOT A DRILL!!

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

.@ColinCowherd nails it. Fresh sanity.🔥https://t.co/7xYC0Pzxny

[Alison Lohman @ActwithAlison]

Approving everyone's loan.

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

RIP John Cazale. You would have loved being in two scenes of Megalopolis.

[Brandon Wainerdi @ActuallyBrandon]

a bunch of movie reviewers i’ve never heard of saying MEGALOPOLIS is bad and a bunch of movie reviewers who i trust and who write for established publications saying MEGALOPOLIS is good. unsure who to believe.

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

Unbelievable that Supreme Court justices who see forgiving student loans, mandating vaccines, and regulating climate change as a slippery slope toward tyranny were not clear-eyed on questions of whether a president could execute citizens or stage a coup without being prosecuted.

[Andy Martin @Not_Shakespeare]

@devincf Meanwhile… on Disney +

[Andy Martin @Not_Shakespeare]

@The_A_Prentice Breakfast: Wynn - tableau
Lunch: Din tai fung - soup dumplings
Dinner: Momofuku: pork buns and salt and pepper lobster

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

"All I was thinking was Brady mode. You left too much time out there." - Shedeur Sanders on Colorado's game-tying drive

https://t.co/15ncZNWf3K

[Andy Martin @Not_Shakespeare]

@tvaziri Pitch: John Cusack and Miles teller play father and son

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

Don’t remake movies, re-release them.

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

Jason Bailey on David Zaslav

An article that apparently GQ pulled shortly after publication

https://t.co/iBhMt7RaTC

[Andy Martin @Not_Shakespeare]

@SheaSerrano Get this up on the Wall of Accomplishments and Praise!

[Germain Lussier @GermainLussier]

Messy third season aside, I thought #TedLasso nailed that finale. It felt like the show we knew and loved at the start and that’s all I really wanted.