Lance The Lawn Barber

but I don’t cut hair

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

🔥 I got James Boner ! Smooth, classy, and always in control… nothing ever slips past him. #rateyourpickle https://t.co/jNp7mBECfk

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

Haven’t seen the guy who was making fuel out of plastic. Hope he’s alright

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

My symptoms on the autism spectrum are low. https://t.co/ujrPtCeQrb via @idr_labs

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

The string satellite just went over. Looking good

[BigCrafter @BigCrafterTv]

I'm 78 yo..as I've gained my decades, at 30, teenagers looked like kids but 20-30 looked good..40 looked old..when I was 40's the 50s yo started to look pretty darn good..and so on, but when I was in my 40s I realized if I didn't see some wrinkles they didn't look finished..now at 78, I see beauty that is that's hard to get into words..like a great work of art it takes my breath away, life is written on a body, hard labor, sorrow, even joy, happiness, fear..it's all right there in front of me..and I swear to God, the beauty, the price we pay in our physical appearance, it's like when you look at a newborn, you admire the perfection..in old age you admire the work it took to get there..and it's beautiful.. Hope that helps.. 😌

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

@ashleyguggs Lol what in the…

[Tech N9ne @TechN9ne]

AYYYYE HAPPY 15TH KILLER! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Intense battle between 2 HUGE Brown Bears in Full HD 34

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

Where’s a cannoli when you need one 🤌🏽🤌🏽

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

I got a coworker to eat a worm today at work, and it will only cost me lunch tomorrow

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

Who loves orange soda?

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

@Rosie10616 Is this just a lyric or you taking clients🤣. Asking for a friend👀

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

@sameera_egan Almost is the key word🤣🤣🤣 no harm no foul

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

@sameera_egan Proud of you 🤗

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

Money feta chedda whateva

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

I just can’t win this week

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

Not really feeling the hallo
Definitely feeling like a weenie

[Lance The Lawn Barber @Not_Smell_Jay]

@mmmangoes I would be too