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Wife. Mom. The oncoming storm. She/Her.

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@Czajkowski Aaaw!

[NWS Sacramento @NWSSacramento]

There's dangerous heat this weekend so be sure to practice Heat Safety! Here are some tips to #BeatTheHeat!

🧴Wear sunscreen
💧Hydrate frequently
❌Avoid alcohol
🕶️Wear sunglasses & a hat
🎽Wear light clothing
🌳Find shade & take breaks
🏡Cool off inside when possible

#CAwx

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@GregAbbott_TX You *know* that's not how this works.

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@VeryBadLlama This is the best thing on the internet

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Hey @DHLGlobal is it normal for your delivery people to sit in driveways for 20 minutes at after 11pm? Cause this is getting weird.

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@krassenstein J, I have t

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@tammaq13 @DAKGirl 147.92

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Me, today

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@HillaryMonahan Looking gorgeous, friend ❤️

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@HillaryMonahan All my love. ❤️

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@mhall119 Me, just rolling back onto Twitter...

I love you, more than words.

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@elissaben70 Sending you good vibes!! ❤️❤️

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@Rod_dk @RonFilipkowski

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@ThinkingAtheist That math, yo

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@mhall119 @UrsulaV Indeed

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@HillaryMonahan This inspires me to get my bread machine out

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Horrid experience at @TheBijouTheatre for the @TheWallflowers concert. Refused entrance because I had a cane with me in my bag, but wasn't using it at present. I don't need mobility devices all the time, but when I do, I do. Period. DO BETTER.

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@HillaryMonahan A Molly for you

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@RudyCerda I have died of dysentery

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@RPSGT1943 I took my mom for her first for her 60th birthday! Go!