Tinderizer

Can i buy you a shot?

[Tinderizer @Not_Tinder]

Does the Tinman have a sheet metal cock?

[Tinderizer @Not_Tinder]

Your pick of the litter from the newly launched #tinderiran

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My fortune cookie told me to try new foods so I dumped my bf and swallowed 3 new things

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Matt Lauer's Mustache >

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Still have yet to meet anyone in a stable relationship that started on Tinder #relationshiproulette

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Abrvtns are bad
I wouldnt call my country a cunt
Id call it a count
As in Count all the cunts we have leading this cunt-tree

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@joblocom Full Plot details for Chris Nolan's Interstellar are on the IMDB page for it #spoilers

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I guess matt mcconaughey hasn't grown out of the I don't wear a shirt when I run stage #douche

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The 2 things that Netflix is missing are HBO shows and porn

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Comcast & Time Warner
Matched on 2/12/14
#murdersandexcecutions

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In #newsthatIsnowaysurprising Ellen Page comes out as gay

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Leo just said he WILL get married someday ladies #hesyellinTinder

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Tinder is next level in the Olympic Village #гцssιдиTObust

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Jack Bauer's back baby!!

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Bring back the gay dancing midget

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RIP Truman Capote
#effeminatevoices

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RIP Plutarch Heavensbee
#minus1mockingjay

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RIP Sandy Lyle
#CrocodileTears

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BREAKING NEWS:
Bieber arrested for racing to meet a 14 year old boy he met on Tinder

[Tinderizer @Not_Tinder]

Fuck Tinder... I'm in love with my operating system