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listening to ain’t no rest for the wicked and it makes me think

is the name “cage the elephant” referring to the act of caging an elephant or is the elephant named cage

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I wonder if I could use a meat grinder to make a very large smoothie

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any volunteers?

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I’m gonna slap something

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I failed

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I am very green, but I’m mean.

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what am I DOING?

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@JCFlibzy iunno

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okay but what if I just dropped everything and started doing

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@JCFlibzy no

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I’m cooking bacon

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mom day

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computer wifi done ticked me off so I had a late night bowl of lucky charms and now it’s time for bed

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how do you fuck up an english muffin

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someone at work asked me “how much would we have to pay you to quit your job?” while I was sweeping the aisles

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never cooked sunny side up before I hope I did this right. if not I’ll find out at work tonight

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is it weird that I only ever eat cereal at night

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I have a toothache

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I had a monster at 10pm. punch me.