Not Zach

I like playing basketball and stuff. It is a lot of fun. I also enjoy being short and not being Zach Tinman

[Matthew Iliff @matt_iliff]

500 retweets and Coach Gunder will let me carry the the ball! Help a brother out 🙏🏼🙏🏼 @bpfindlay51 #lineman

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

#bopitmemes #skwu

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Pizza tastes like cheese with sauce and bread

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Christianity is illegal in North Carolina #FunFact #squa

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

You are Not Zach Tinman

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Chicken

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Pasta

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Cheese

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Avocado spelled backwards is odacova

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Am I dead? Am I not dead? Am I not Zach?

What are frogs??!?

#squasqua?!!

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

So apparently Zach (who isn't me) has a Snapchat now. Add not me (actualdirtydan)!

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Is the bread that Peeta throws to Katniss in the Hunger Games just a Marvel Infinity Stone?? These questions must be asked...

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Did you nap today?

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Who am I?

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

"We could go to the park" "We could go to the cemetery and kill someone"

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

@Not_Zach_Tinman apple, peach, strawberry, rhubarb, peanut butter

[Not Zach @Not_Zach_Tinman]

Pie