Carol Henning

2% Serious, 98% Serious Hot Mess.

[Carol Henning @Not__Carol]

@PalmerReport

[JayKwellin @Jaquan_Amonte]

Miley knew!!

[Tetris @Tetris_Official]

P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of ‘Build the Wall’.

P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

have never seen anything like this before

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Sometimes war crimes happen guys, no big deal 🤷‍♂️

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th.

That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days.

Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.

[Awesomust @awesomust]

Aaaaaaand THERE you go. What we all knew this was about. Like every authoritarian surveillance dystopia, it’s not about behavior or crime, but opposition to tyranny

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

This WSJ story on John Fetterman is wild especially on him blowing off a meeting with Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia who were concerned about Medicaid cards: “Behind closed doors, the first-term senator shows little interest in doing the job beyond cultivating relationships with conservative media figures and advocating for Israel.” https://t.co/92MOYMXW2W

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Nothing screams “respect the troops” quite like pretending generations of American service members accomplished absolutely nothing until your political boss showed up.

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

My God

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The White House unveils new video games on their website where players can deport and terrorize families with ICE.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

"The description of the Middle East situation as an occasional, low-grade battle was a sign the administration is trying to place the war in the rear-view mirror two months ahead of critical midterm elections, even as the US military continues actively targeting Iranian positions," @Kevinliptakcnn reports. https://t.co/78UVvDIS0W

[Iraqveteran8888 @Iraqveteran8888]

They want you to work an extra year before you retire and they can’t be bothered to work more than 90 days a year.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WANTS PEOPLE TO RELEASE THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE NOT UNDOCUMENTED.

I WANT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES TO PROVE THAT TRUMP AND HIS FRIENDS ARE NOT PEDOPHILES 🙄

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@JakeSherman After adamantly denying they would…

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance’s mom stole patients’ medications to feed her drug addiction while working as a nurse. Maybe she should sit this one out.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

I am grateful November is coming.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Your administration just killed a 6-year-old boy and at least 4 other people at a family wedding in Iran. Sounds like war to me.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Sorry I got carried away today and swore.

#SorryNotSorry

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

🤮 JD Vance exudes a-hole vibes during briefing 🤮

During his turn as press sec today, JD Vance praised Trump for allegedly being the first president in his lifetime to win wars, but then said "I wouldn't call it a war" when asked moments later if Trump's campaign against Iran will last past the midterms. Vance also said he's "looking forward" to the 25th anniversary of 9/11 because Biden will be there, and "as you guys can probably guess, I'm really looking forward to hanging out with Joe Biden. I'm sure we'll have many many intense intellectual conversations. We'll have a great time."

All in all, Vance came across as a smug a-hole. Here's a supercut: