loki

she/her/hers. sometimes, my both of my two imaginary friends are busy so I post stuff here. I think I’m funny, you probably won’t

[loki @Not_my_circus]

I literally write tweets in my notes and save them for later.
I have nine preplanned tweets.
How’s your social media addiction going?

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity @wearewatcher K go make a puppet that doesn’t immediately cause all images of it to become portals to a dimension of eternal and extreme suffering one has no hope of escaping from.

Also, no using a sock or goggly eyes.

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity @wearewatcher A good idea for step 1 is knowing how to make puppets

[loki @Not_my_circus]

Hey @MythicalChef and @NHendizadeh any suggestions on what to do with approximately 10lbs of carrots? Asking for friends. Who are my cats and are about to kill me. They do not like boiled carrots as treats.

No I don’t wanna talk about why I have 10lbs of carrots.

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity I’ve been watching you take personality quizzes for like three hours, of course I know the right questions

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity That sounds about right actually. It may be a shorter list to see what you are capable of doing

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity Don’t worry, there’s podcasts on it

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity Look up the creator of cornflakes. That’s what your mental health is like

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity I love how you seem to think that response disproves my point

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity Well maybe you should meet my therapist. Or a therapist. Any therapist really.

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity That’s cause you are trash

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity That’s not how cheese works

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity You’re in MY CAR I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THAT

[loki @Not_my_circus]

@Ashley_Serenity ASHLEY NO! DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH

[loki @Not_my_circus]

Delightful

[loki @Not_my_circus]

I thought i sucked at reading cause I’m dyslexic but okay

[loki @Not_my_circus]

“Oh right...books annoy you...”
“????”
“You prefer comic sans!”
“Do you mean I’m dyslexic?”
“that’s it”
@Ashley_Serenity struggles sometimes

[Angie Wilhelm @AngelaMWilhelm]

Asheville Police surround a medic station created by protesters as they stab water bottles with knives and tip over tables of medical supplies and food June 2, 2020. The medic team, made of EMTs and doctors, said the medical station was approved by the city. #avlnews

[loki @Not_my_circus]

Me, rereading any of my own writing ever: wow this bitch loves herself some hyperbole