Alex Cardone

Combat Engineer (laundry and morale), Lawyer, God and Texas. Men can't have babies. Great admirer of the FBI and DOJ (the pricks).

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@IanRunkle Whether they consider you a suspect or not never ever ever talk to the police.

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@HapistRitler I enjoyed the comments in this thread way too much .

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@jjclark611 @nypost Very nice, sir. I chuckled while enjoying my morning coffee.

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@JohnCornyn Says the guy that restricted 2A rights and sent crap loads of cash to Israel and Ukraine. Get bent, Senator.

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@JC_Hathaway @FrankJa33010918 @nytimes No. That's not it at all.

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@ProfRobAnderson No thank you.

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@JohnCornyn Yeah. Republicans like you.

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@SenWarren This Native American woman does not understand how the US Constitution works.

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@sparkly_jules1 I found a stray giraffe in my neighborhood. But it wasn't Gracie.

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@UnpolishedSaint @Tracy111974 @RepKatCammack LOL. Tracy is retarded and blames not existent care restrictions instead of negligent doctors. Nice.

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@ProfRobAnderson The Jones Act will always care about him tho

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@vvestiges A four button remote. Awesome. I'll still forget which button is what.

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@FreakAroundHere @HapistRitler Come on then ....

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@ArmedAttorneys OK. I really like you guys. But there really is no way to make that a selling point. Like ... without laughing even just a little bit. Send me my refund in commissary dollars, please.

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@TerriblyHQ <snicker> This exemplifies how riveting soccer can be. The goalie couldn't tell the difference between standing in an empty field or actual game play.

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@RigorMortis1976 @NatHalberstadt LOL. Spaniard says, "Allahu Akbar".

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@Kevin_Omega_97 @more_meat_loaf @FoodieeFit52111 I laughed at this because I'm a weird incel. Now you're getting it.

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@more_meat_loaf @shaunvlog_ LOL. Damn humor police. Get paid, Bro!

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@more_meat_loaf @Kevin_Omega_97 @FoodieeFit52111 This guy does not know how to do Pride month the right way. Probably gives out toothbrushes on Halloween.

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@more_meat_loaf @Kevin_Omega_97 @FoodieeFit52111 I am not whatever he says I am. However, I have been married 30 years...so...maybe?