Gene Shmunster

F+ rated analyst at Pumper Joffrey specializing in Not A Bubble

"Whatever day today is, the generational secular bull market started yesterday" - Tom Lee

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

"UNHINGED: With Peter Navarro" weekdays 5-6 am on @MSNBC starting this fall!!

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

I have actually never heard gal gadot talk about israel or palestine other than to wish for peace. she is from what I can tell just a woman who is from israel. the left's normalization of hasan piker is so fucking dark.

[. @jdpoc]

What happens when your grandfather is the President of the United States and somehow wangles you a Pro Event invite despite the fact that 112 young female golfers qualified above you and didn’t get in?

“Kai Trump Bombs Into Last Place in Nightmare Pro Golf Debut”

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

I agree 100% with @AdamSchiff .

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Kai Trump officially became a Trump today!

She got into something she didn't deserve to be in, only securing it because of family wealth, and then she performed far worse than everyone else at it.

This is the Trump tradition. DEI and last place.

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@outlookninsight @BretWeinstein You can't convince these morons. They think trads 200 years ago lived to 150. It's a waste of time and energy debating with people who comment "technology has been horrible" from their smart phone. If they really believed that they could be farmers off the grid.

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@CalltoActivism @EhudHoops

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@HPbasketball It does feel like Giannis will find his way to the Lakers this summer somehow...

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @The_Burns29]

TRUMP PICKS CHIEFS: CHIEFS LOSE
TRUMP PICKS TEAM USA: USA LOSE

#USAvsCAN

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

I remember when Fox News absolutely melted when a certain Secretary took a family member on a presidential delegation. Let's see how this one plays out.

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@tsnmike Ask any fan what they'd prefer for their team drafting a young star player:
15 years, 6 championships, 6-6 in Finals
or
20 years, 4 titles, 4-6 in Finals, oh and the star player's son gets to be nepo baby'd on the team, yay

Come on Mike you're better than that. No contest. MJ.

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

Super Bowl MVP, Jalen Hurts! Congratulations, buddy!

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@HPbasketball It's crazy how the only thing that could conceivably have prevented the coming Lakers dynasty was if Luka or Austin started dating a Kardashian. But they aren't their type!! They could not be LESS their type! So the Lakers dodged the biggest bullet of them all.

[ Q-Cap  @qcapital2020]

WE FRENS AGAIN

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@FinanceLancelot So did markets close green my guy?

(only morons even look at the Dow in 2025)

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@AnthonyIrwinLA I know this loss is bad, but you have to be impressed with Bronny and Dalton combining for 24 points off the Lakers bench tonight. Something they can build on! They shot a combined 8-18 from the field and 5-11 from 3, not too shabby!

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@hmfaigen @AnthonyIrwinLA I know this loss is bad, but you have to be impressed with Bronny and Dalton combining for 24 points off the Lakers bench tonight. Something you can build on!

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@elonmusk This is the most important idea you will see all day, maybe all year! Please confirm that you are in agreement!

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

I don't think ending DEI programs is enough. What we need is brave companies starting a UIE department: Uniformity, Inequity, and Exclusion.
This will be a game changer and really lift up our economy to untold heights!

Do you @elonmusk agree, and will Tesla add a UIE department?

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

I don't think ending DEI programs is enough. What we need is brave companies starting a UIE department: Uniformity, Inequity, and Exclusion.
This will be a game changer and really lift up our economy to untold heights!

Do you @elonmusk agree, and will Tesla add a UIE department?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

The arc:

1. “It wasn’t a Nazi salute.”

2. “Maybe it was a Nazi salute but it was a joke.”

3. “It wasn’t a joke but it was owning the libs.”

4. “It wasn’t owning the libs but so what?”

5. “Actually, Hitler had some good ideas….”

[Gene Shmunster @NotaBubble]

@Imani_Barbarin This is not a drill: Chinese people are learning that we fine and even jail people who catch a dog, cook it, and serve it as a delicious stir fry at the community potluck.

"But its a dog not a human, it's delicious, I don't understand??"

I REPEAT, THEY.....