The Funny

Yea I own Tesla stock, how could you tell? - Professional Arsehole

Pronouns - The Funny

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Scientists just recently discovered that women spend 80% of their life trying to make other people miserable

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@leetinkoy @PleasureFire Says the tranny

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@lilidimet @zntxd @FunnyBlocked @ProjectCensor @Uhhkat_ @Metro_OW @MinimiOW @UhOh_Stevo Crazy how you legit just told me I should kill myself and now acting like I'm the villain, also, how can I be even remotely homophobic when the last time I saw my gay brother I said "love you" and left?

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@lilidimet @Corodolium1 @FunnyBlocked @Uhhkat_ @Metro_OW @UhOh_Stevo Nah, I don't take after my dad.

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Downloaded fallguys on her PS4 and she's already addicted, 2:30am playing fallguys someone please come end me.

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@WerewolfLiker @ckinbote1982 Not really, we just love clowning on niggas

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@MinorityOfOne75 @ShaiDrim @ckinbote1982 Can we stop pretending it's no blatantly obvious to see with our eyes the difference between male and female?

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@OWGrandma With all those donos coming in maybe you will be able to pay to get that big ugly spot off the side of your face.

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@Corodolium1 @FunnyBlocked @Uhhkat_ @Metro_OW @UhOh_Stevo I'm a CDP in a very fine dining restaurant and I'm also trying to study molecular gastronomy in my spare time, why the fuck would I want to go fishing?

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@littlequeenie29 @KEEMSTAR ... minimum wage, the price of things go even higher than the ratio of price to pay beforehand.

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@littlequeenie29 @KEEMSTAR I don't think you understand inflation, the main reason it's so high right now is because people got greedy and wanted higher minimum wage, when you raise minimum wage, shops have to pay more wage, so they raise the prices, but they round it up, so every time they raise.....

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@MakerMediaplus @ikeahotdogs @scrowder @AOC Who gives a shit you fucking pussy, please come to the UK and try replying with, "oh uhm, thats a bit rude don't you think" and see how long it takes for the entire street to laugh at you, man up and get a life.

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@ikeahotdogs @iamme2283 @memeguider @scrowder @AOC He is a comedian, he has been stood on those steps for days saying things that would obviously annoy the person he is saying those to, AOC knew this as she immediately got his next show cancelled, this right wing man clearly does not like AOC and was legally pushing buttons.

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@ikeahotdogs @iamme2283 @memeguider @scrowder @AOC Not really sexual if that guy wouldnt go anywhere near that witch if she was nude, like 98% of the population.

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@CrazyRitaIsBack @scrowder @AOC Can you just please explain to me how she is a "powerful" woman if she's crying on twitter because a MAN upset her? Seems pretty powerless to me, reply or I win the argument.

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@AnarchistQuiet1 @TheAquarius03 @JamesDa47116905 @scrowder @AOC What booty?

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@OWGrandma @skiesti_ It's crazy how most of the playerbase was asking for them to fix GA (put it on a 5 seconds cd and buff other parts of her kit so she becomes more skill based) and instead for ow2 we get a button mashing mess which takes a mere 30 minutes to learn and exploit like crazy.

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On a real note, how the fuck was I Unsuspended again? Like they instantly banned me for a certain slur (not even the worst one I've said) and then after 2 weeks and 5 requests, the 5th person aka KING looked at my tweets and saw nothing wrong, What a place this is.

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@vietbond @KennethRWebster @AOC So if you pointed at a disgusting obese person mentioning how fucking disgusting their fat body is to look at (which it is) that's sexual harassment? Pointing a body feature someone has? Because dammnn she clearly has one fat ass holy.

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@PubliusBenedict @JennaEllisEsq @AOC I would not care because I enjoy freedom of speech