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The world is full of scammers.

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@BehizyTweets That solves it then! Iron-clad poll methodology: person asking question already has rapport with them, they’re hyped up from and right outside of the Trump rally they just attended, and the wording was “do you guys even give a f*ck about that?”

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@Jwang312 @immigrationgirl How it was under Obama. Trump added the interviews, COVID took them away, Biden resumed them on a smaller scale. Maybe 1/3 to 1/4 of my clients are having them now with no rhyme or reason. Waste of time.

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@ShineCo2012 @BehizyTweets Right, so @BehizyTweets in an effort to shame migrants for causing the eviction of nice American citizens has actually posted about American citizens mistreating migrants.

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@BehizyTweets Did anyone actually read an article about this? The slumlords who own it stopped maintaining it, which is a story as old as the hills. It’s closed down for code enforcement like heating and vermin violations. Only one person is claiming gang activity — one of the owners.

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@Royhop56 @randomnine Yeah once the phone offloads you to save space, you can’t get it back. Happened to me too.

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@AOC Two spelling/grammar mistakes and a sad/misinformed virtue signal in a single Tweet. They’re all in on it and pay Ticketmaster to be a scapegoat.

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@Mets our manager as drawn by my daughter.

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“I used to call this place home.” - @JohanSantana as he steps on the @CitiField soil for the first time since his playing days.

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@MetroNorth Monkeypox Time!

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@vanessabayer @jonahmbayer @chrisfarren Great new segment! Of course no takedown of CEO bands is complete without James Dolan’s JD & the Sure Shot. Any band playing MSG might be forced to let him sit in!

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@America1stLegal @StephenM Aww! Happy Birthday Shitbags!

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@dpalmer25352 @StephenM Me too, I can't believe I believe with Li'l Nosferatu.

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@StephenM Didn’t forbid the use of expedited removal. Forbid the use of its bizarre quirk that would allow removal of anyone in the U.S. less than two years, which would require people to carry around evidence of that presence. Don’t worry, expedited removal will still be used plenty.

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@StephenM

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@StephenM Spray-on widow’s peaks should also never happen in America.

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@StephenM Hey dummy, it’s so little money that you shouldn’t get your gimp suit in a bunch over it. Compare the expenditures to those of the wars made by those old white guys whose asses you kiss.

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@StephenM Next they’re going to give them free sidewalk walking and air breathing!

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@StephenM He’s not saying to remove those, dumbass. He’s saying that when you isolate a subset of grocery items it is more helpful toward remedying the problem than just saying “all grocery prices are rising.”

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@Mets No, please, not Hart Geofflieb.

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@rocknroll886 That is terrible too. But are you allowed off it? Could you at least get food or a hotel?