Kris Williamson

-Writer
-Host: "Horrorland News", "Slasher Advocate", "Review This"
-SFX MUA
Mom of dogs & cats

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

Hey @super8 when did you stop allowing pets? Bc I travel across the states every year & stayed exclusively at Super 8 bc pets were allowed w/ fee... now this year no pets? You have definitely lost a customer. We'll be staying at Motel 6 from now on... they let pets stay free.

[Vought International @VoughtIntl]

Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of the people!

[Tales From FML @TalesFromFML]

We have some #Spooktacular savings for October! Head on over to https://t.co/Y1rBzh9qHY to take advantage of these great deals!!! Linktree in bio
#fml #adultcomedy #webseries #Halloween2024 #sale #October2024 #adulthumor #toilethumor #MiseryLovesComedy #spookymonth

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Man calls out Ryan Walters for breeding the hate that lead to the attack on Nex Benedict.

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

Looking for a way to boycott Israeli products... helpful hint in this video... https://t.co/R6XNwpwz5r

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

#Oscars2024 B.S. alert! #RyanGosling was nominated, but #GretaGerwig & #MargotRobbie (the women who made this billion $ movie what it was) were snubbed... is this secretly the sequel? Are they making Barbie 2 super meta & filming it under our noses? Only explanation.
#Barbie

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

I'm not a fan of hockey, but seeing the happiness and excitement of women and girls who ARE fans is giving me life right now! Women pro hockey league... about time! Kill it on the ice ladies!!!

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

My handsome boy and his adorable murder mittens 🥰
#catmom #cat #snowday #MondayMorning

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

2023 in review-
personally: 2 &1/2 out of 5 stars
overall: 1 & 1/2 out of 5 stars
full review: would not recommend.
(FYI- that extra 1/2 star is solely for the #Barbie movie release)
#HappyNewYear

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

Whelp, time for my personal holiday tradition... putting on my FAVORITE #ChristmasMovie - Batman Returns - then obsessing for days over the fact that we were robbed of a Tim Burton Catwoman movie.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

If Israel is shooting dead its own hostages - unarmed, shirtless men waving a white flag, yelling in Hebrew, and running away - then what hope for Palestinian civilians?

It should already have been obvious the IDF were engaged in indiscriminate slaughter. No excuses now.

[Tales From FML @TalesFromFML]

Have you ever eaten an edible and then thought you were dying? Then this #Christmas episode is for you! 😃
#FML #MiseryLovesComedy #adultcomedy #webseries #comedy #skits #MondayMood
https://t.co/fTNMF23ZOs

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

Last year, my Aunt was trying to get me to move to Texas... I told her I refuse to move someplace where I lose rights. Since then, my aunt decided to move to CO from TX. Women shouldn't live in Texas. Good luck to Kate Cox, I hope she can get the medical care she needs.

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

#Caturday!!!

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

What cancelled TV show would you bring back that isn't Firefly?

Don't Trust the B**** in Apartment 23

I LOVED this show and am STILL salty it got cancelled.
#KrystenRitter #DreamaWalker #JamesVanDerBeek

[Tales From FML @TalesFromFML]

#BlackFriday deals!!!
#fml #MiseryLovesComedy #adultcomedy #webseries #comedysketch #skit #BlackFriday2023 #sale #deals

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

Scream in my top 3 fav horror series. In my reviews, I don't like Sam Carpenter... but Melissa Barrera is a badass. "Silence is not an option for me." Nor should it be for anyone. Kudos to Jenna Ortega, I hope the remaining cast follows. #JusticeForMelissaBarrera #BoycottSCREAM7

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

We've got Black Friday deals!

[Tales From FML @TalesFromFML]

Black Friday Sale!!!!
#FML #MiseryLovesComedy #AdultComedy #skit #comedysketch #BlackFriday2023 #BlackFriday #sale

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

@tradesbymike True... at least Edison didn't steal all of the inventions he holds patents on. He did make some of them on his own.

[Kris Williamson @NotebookEmpress]

Of course I "Stand with X"... it was a f*ckin' great movie!

As to supporting former Twitter... no, I don't think I will. I'm still here just to watch it all burn to the ground.
Musk is modern day Edison... & if you know anything about Edison, you know that isn't a compliment.