Noted Desperado

Why declare that things shall not be done which there is no power to do?

TEMPUS EDAX RERUM

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@romanhelmetguy The Romans would've just conquered Iran.

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@aelfred_D Take a pic of her and send it to my wife with the message “Bring my meds. I'm seeing AI clickbait IRL again!”

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@LouisvilleGun Give me quad rail revolvers or give me death

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@jarvis_best Guys N' Roses

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@HardPass4 Angle grinder with an aluminum cutoff wheel

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@TheBattlecock

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@RobProvince If all you've ever had is toxic relationships then it's hard to trust a new partner. You always look for the bad and assume the worst. The government has always been a cheating whore. It feels impossible for it to be anything else now.

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@WeaponOutfitter Almost looks like a team doing an insurance scam. Red SUV stops, black SUV behind them stops hoping to get hit, red SUV leaves after. In this case the black SUV didn't get damaged so they both left.

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@mike1zr2 @fresheggistan Specifically it'a a ROPA Maus. AI has sucked the fun from everything.

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@Breaking911 Is that good? Did we win?

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@JonnyMicro I'm never gonna hear the words you say.

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@DolioJ "Are we all just a bunch of pirates?"

Youtube counts, right?

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@Shadzey1 "You're pretty good"

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This reminds me, I need to clear my conscience:

If you owned a "She Fitness" in Vine Grove, Kentucky in 2010 and someone rearranged your sign from "SHE FIT: OPEN MON-FRI" to "SHIT ON ME", I would like to formally apologize.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Commas are important folks...

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Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

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@JulietRedbird @LenaMiculek @Smith_WessonInc She's a Miculek. Your advice is no good here.

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@scs_real I just make my own disinfectant as needed. Salt water + electricity = chlorine

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@jerrycurld Driving around wifh an unregistered SBR like this

[SGM Mike Vining @ Blasting Through Official @BlastingThrough]

A year ago today, the Army released a video about my service for my 75th birthday. Today, on my 76th birthday, I decided to share it again. My life in service to my country has been a blast.

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84k likes on a 20+ year old joke. Amazing.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

BREAKING NEWS: Dallas Cowboys practice was delayed two hours today after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Jerry Jones immediately suspended practice and called the police. After analysis, experts confirmed it was the goal line. Practice resumed once officials decided the Cowboys were unlikely to see it again this season.