Brennan and my Dang son

My dang sons always fucking around and ruining my shit

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Son, I borrowed your KC and the Sunshine Band record im gonna show it to my new lady friend hopefully she thinks it’s cool thanks -Dad

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_morgan Winback babay

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@FoldYourHorses @vermont_morgan @petercoffin Toasters are for your money ive done the research myself

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@FoldYourHorses @vermont_morgan @petercoffin I have no memory of this tweet i dont even remember what bit i was trying to do back then self help book maybe?

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_they He’s too afraid of the zodiac to shower

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_they U 2Nite

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_they Winback babay

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@hank_house This bad boy?

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@FoldYourHorses Looks like Joel’s got himself a nice new civic there

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Yeah maybe saying employers aren’t required to like have any sort of heat or AC in their business was an oversight

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

The fact that my girlfriends boss can just not fix the heat in the store and only give them an illegal propane space heater and there’s nothing that can possibly stop him is just so awesome and not frustrating

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

It’s 41 degrees in the store and like 3 degrees outside and this asshole just doesn’t give a shit

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@ConRitter It always looks so good but it’s a lie

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Hawaiian Punch has tricked me for the last time

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_boy You know usually when I’m about to compare something to hitler I usually take a break

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_boy You can’t do gorilla warfare without express written consent of the landowner

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@leAHHnah $200? You could find these for like two dollars at a goodwill

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_boy It’s good you should definitely get it I haven’t done any multiplayer yet so I don’t know how that works but I’m having fun with it

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Thought this my whole life but why couldn’t all of the goals in tony hawk games be about scores and combos like why do I have to find five books on this map that’s boring

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@FoldYourHorses

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

@vermont_boy Yeah that’s not just movie magic those things actually float out there