Paddy

IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.

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I wonder if anyone's ever put up a missing cat sign with a picture of a generic cat from the Internet and gotten a free cat out of it

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the brewers defy logic and dominate the NL central every year and no one has ever heard of their GM (back-to-back exec or the year). Wikipedia doesn’t even know what year he was born.

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one thing you rarely see in tv shows is someone suddenly stop what they’re saying because they have to sneeze. If movies and tv ever really want to draw us in as an audience, shrewd directors will embrace this technique

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just realized the phrase “not to be deterred” sounds like “not to beat a turd” #interestingfacts

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until I see him take 12-15 wet swings I’m reserving judgment

[RotoBaller MLB @RotoBallerMLB]

Roman Anthony Takes 12-15 Dry Swings, Turning a Corner? https://t.co/EQiUvnvRjS

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you guys ever see a parking lot where there’s not that much space? more like a parking little, that’s what I say haha

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love the Wikipedia photo for NBA dunk contest champion Keshad Johnson. Extreme focus on some random guy’s arm and he’s chillin in the background

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shouldn’t the lyric in America the Beautiful be “from a to shining a”? I don’t get how it’s c to shining c

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@MLBBruceLevine the cubs made a typo? very unprofessional, you would agree, right Bruce?

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we’ve gone all this time thinking giannis antetokounmpo but has anyone considered if giannisn’t antetokounmpo

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@JeffPassan I feel like probably mostly what he does on the field though

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I never used to care about New York Times or LinkedIn until they launched games platforms that were super fun, so smart of them. I wonder any if terrorist organizations have considered deploying this strategy

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@KDTrey5 thoughts on the importance of special teams Kevin?

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NFL needs to realign and put Bears and Bengals in the same division. If they played twice a year we would discover every imaginable permutation of how a football game could be lost

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companies like FanDuel are disgusting and ruining sports. How are they allowed to not let you bet on whether there will be any fan fight videos that go viral at different sporting events

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if I was a famous rap artist, I would have a lot of my fellow famous rap artists contribute verses to my album, but they would only be allowed to make references to tv shows or movies that I have seen

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does the shaboozey Thursday night football song have any lyrics besides “every Thursday night”?

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@MLBBruceLevine I think you’re looking for “accepted” here Mr. Levine

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useful reminder for those who may have believed the work would indeed stop after the preseason poll came out

[Illinois Football @IlliniFootball]

AP Poll No. 12 — the work doesn’t stop.

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letting your buddies use your boat, that’s what I call pier-to-peer lending (financial services joke) (funny)

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@JeffPassan your mom will send a your mom prospect to your mom