Robert NotFake

The hell do you think you’re doing

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How do I log out?

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:(

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My game ain’t no theory 💯

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I will no longer be political here. I shall now be funny.

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I mean post on x

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Banger tweet

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Reminder: I’m going to have to delete a lot these. The Pig Pipes are coming 🐽

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Childhood is when you idolise Eggman, adulthood is realising The Yolker makes more sense.

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I miss when I was younger and everyone wasn’t ripping each other apart over which evil country was less evil but instead just argued about what Pokémon starter was the best.

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The Boys lookin good so far

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I miss my ex but it’s like major league Stockholm syndrome. Then again, still would

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I’m drunk-ish and enjoy the company of both men and women. What a world

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I wanna make it big in music. I’m using this as my free prayer! 🙏

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I can’t do this anywhere else because they will hurt me but rest in peace Charlie Kirk

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@Its_Jawsh #fridayswithjawsh

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Making a piece of computer software called the ‘erection detection’ that serves as an anti-virus, but also looks at what porn you watch and gives you similar videos.

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I am the worlds smartest dumbass

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Why do all non-straight woman dye their hair blue/cyan. Like seriously, I’m walking past the exact same 3 people everywhere

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My sex sausage need to go to pound town

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Add some plant balls to your meal

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Need a search party to find my will to live