Not for Jews

Being a Jew can sometimes be challenging! Some things in this world are Just #NotForJews #NFJ.. Share your NFJ experiences: [email protected]

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@NotforJews Definitely not for Jews with out #JewishGuilt

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I #Jswipe'd on #Tinder and landed up on #AshleyMadison #NotGuilty

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Used to date this girl #AshleyMadision till she cheated on me #NFJ

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Caught my rabbi at #gym yesterday... Think he has been Jew-sing 💪

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Sunday demons: Ate a bacon & cheese, foreskin grew back #NFJ

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The only thing that's more #NFJ than eating a bacon & cheese is hash-tagging #ThugLife

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Rhodes... Is stat-ch-you? #politics #NFJ

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Mitzbee (Matzah frisbee): best game since sliced bread #NFJ

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You rate soup kitchens serve knadel's over pasach? #NFJ #SoupWithBalls

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Tim Noaks = the pasach messiah #chagsameach

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Is it August or MARCH? #NFJ

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Hamas took the saying "digging yourself a deeper hole" too literally #NFJ

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And the most controversial individual of 2014 goes to...

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http://t.co/UrMnsaqQjp #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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Humus definitely #FJ, Hamas definitely #NFJ

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I'm starting a religion: Jews for Harry Potter, I'm going to come to your door, ring the bell and read you a fucking Harry Potter book #NFJ

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@nikrabinowitz what's your best jewish holiday? Mine is the one when we spend 40 days and nights at Afrika-burns #NFJ

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Why is Oscar getting assessed for GHD is his hair not straight enough? #OscarTrial #NFJ

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@teamcopesa I didn't see your names on the ballet and then I realised it was a ballet from the future #NFJ #votesa #VOTINGDAY

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@teamcopesa I couldn't find your name on the ballet and then I realized it must have been a ballet from the future #NFJ #votesa #VOTINGDAY