Clyde 🫘

Baby put the NASTY on the phone

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

Archives from Cali 🏜️

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

PSG , Spurs, Kaiser, El Tri, and Toluca won today. Happy to see all my ops lose

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

SoundCloud is fu king me rn

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

💣🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid president Florentino Perez has just finished one of the most UNFORGETTABLE press conferences in football history.

•⁠ ⁠He’s ‘sorry that he won’t resign,’ instead calling for an election 3 years early and threatening other candidates to run against him ‘if they can'

•⁠ ⁠The first questions are sporting-related, but immediately he says that he will not be talking about sporting matters

•⁠ ⁠Insists that Real Madrid is not a dictatorship, that he has been the best president of all time, winning 74 titles, and that the only way they will get him out is if ‘they shoot him’

•⁠ ⁠Claims that Real Madrid players ‘fight every season,’ and that it’s totally normal. At least 4 or 5 players hit each other per year. Defends both Tchouameni and Valverde as ‘good kids’

•⁠ ⁠Picks out his phone from his pocket to start reading news and laughing at fake news from multiple outlets, mainly ABC

•⁠ ⁠Singles out an ABC journalist as ‘a woman who doesn’t even know if she knows about football’

•⁠ ⁠Saying he’s a supernatural animal, a beast that works day and night, denying rumors of cancer and tiredness

•⁠ ⁠Attacks Barcelona for the Negreira case, saying it’s the most disgraceful scandal in football history, and that they have prepared a document to send to UEFA to report Barcelona

•⁠ ⁠Confirms Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt

•⁠ ⁠Starts arguing with journalists in front of him during the press conference, threatening to cancel his subscriptions to the media

•⁠ ⁠Calls himself a construction mogul, claiming his companies generate billions of euros in revenue worldwide

•⁠ ⁠Claims he called the presser to defend Real Madrid from the robberies, saying he would have at least 7 more league titles if they ‘weren’t robbed from him’

•⁠ ⁠Urged the fans and members of the club to support the players, not boo them

•⁠ ⁠Says good night, and leaves the room saying he hopes to never see the journalists again

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

My clubs are in fucking shambles I might actually do it

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

This is bad but it still beats being a City fan. Fuck those guys

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: Some Real Madrid players OPENLY DISRESPECTED Xabi Alonso:

- Whispering between themselves while he spoke
- Pretending to fall asleep while he explained tactics

This REALLY bothered players who were LOYAL to Xabi, including TCHOUAMENI.

Tchouaméni, and some other players, SUPPORTED Xabi Alonso's ideas as they believed the team needed a profound change in their style of play. @marca

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

Pokopia got me geekin

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

I need more luchador masks, I got a vision

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

This is all Jeremy Lins fault

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Seahawks and Patriots fans are PISSED at Fanatics and Michael Rubin for "ruining" the Super Bowl NFL jerseys, making them extremely cheap and low quality.

Imagine paying $160 for this garbage...

Extremely disappointing 🤦‍♂️

(h/t @smsugar40)

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

We had Nagy, We had Eberflus, it was tough shit but The Bears are fucking here

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

just been crying at this all night

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

It makes me sad knowing my grandpa will never know about Westside Gunn

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

Nothing crazy 🫦

#skate

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

Can you redownload pokemon go and transfer me your pokemon?
Plz and thank you 🙏

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

Ben Johnson comes to Chicago and we get a Matt Eberflus 4th quarter collapse special again when will it end for us Bears fans

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

55 days 'til the season & we’re giving away a @dodeyingbo signed helmet to celebrate 🎉

RT if you want it!

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

Gonna start watching Once Piece
But in Spanish

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

I just noticed this was a Bulls player, everything was sacrificed for that 6th ring

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JOHNNY FURPHY CLIMBED THE LADDER 🤯

(via @Pacers)

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

I miss my old piano

[Clyde 🫘 @NotfromVeracruz]

Embarrassed Oscar in 2k the other day, I haven’t heard from him since…hope he’s alright