NOT Ged Metcalf

Not Ged is back ! You all know who i am and what i do.

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Can't believe bloke on gate at Rocky asked if I was an OAP yesterday

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Also good effort by b bottom that zeb bloke nearly hits it as far as I do !

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Just been speaking to clitheroes 5th groundsman at cup final and he tells me it will turn square on sat #5moreforGed

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“@Mitchyt1985: @DanielMetcalf1 @ak85err haha how many wickets does that put you behind GED then?” About 8 million

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I cant believe it.. Just watched r Daniel burgle 2 wickets for Greenmount bowling absolute pies. I have no idea where he gets it from.

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Another 5 for Ged yesterday

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@LewisMildenhall I hear you didn't drink all your beers last night? Game next day or not that's not how we do it in Ossy ! #downit #kiwi

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100 for you tomorrow @LewisMildenhall even Cook-Martin managed 3 tons against them !

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Why aren't I in the 2020 league team ! Did they not hear about my innings at Bash !?

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@burtocx are you coming back next year after you win the cup ? I need a keeper who can pick the arm ball groomy keeps missing it !

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Ossy Ossy Ossy #oi #oi #oi

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Lovely night in bull with @NotUncle_Adam and wife. Now sat in conservatory having a curry and listening to new sound system #fleetwoodmac

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@SalesburyCC have any of your youngsters tried to play the #gedscoop I played against your pro at your place yet? #dontbowltherepro

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Average turn out at @oiccc_cricket nets last nete, not to worry il just get @LewisMildenhall out instead. #noteventhearmball

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Good to see @ChurchCricket win at the weekend. Even if East Lancs did reverse the batting order #nosebleedforlordy

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Just spoke to my old mate prince Phil and he says if I bowl settle out at weekend they'll call the baby Ged #kingGed

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A lot has changed since my last tweeting spell.. However something's haven't I'm still the best player in the club and in the@RibblesdaleCL

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@oiccc_cricket guess who's back ! @TaylorWeaver1

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NOT Ged is back ! Had to create a new account as some dopey bugger changed the password and forgot it! Spread the word #gedsback