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I make it all funny:)

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GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://t.co/iapi6pk2

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GET MORE FOLLOWERS MY BEST FRIENDS? I WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK IF YOU FOLLOW ME - http://t.co/iapi6pk2

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When my sarcasm is so advanced people think I'm stupid.

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#FirstThingIDoInTheMorning breathe...

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The awkward moment when I'm smarter than my smart phone.

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I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.

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You remind me of my chinese friend... Ug Lee

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I bought a great new holder for my Apple and Blackberry. It's called a 'Fruit Bowl'.

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Son: Where did I come from daddy? Dad: Your Mother Son: Where did she come from? Dad: THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!!!

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When my brain hurts, it means I'm getting stronger, no?

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Why's the bus driver the only one with a seat belt?

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That awkward moment when you see someone picking their nose as they're looking around to see if anyone's looking at them.

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I love that one sound you make when you shut the fuck up.

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You called me literary 5 seconds ago and I called back, what could you possibly have done in 5 seconds not to answer your phone.

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Lazy rule #1, if you can't reach, then you don't need it.

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I'm homy. I bet you pervs though I spelled something else.

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It's not hate that I have for you, it's non-excitement from your existence.

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Born from 1995-1999 you've lived through two decades, two centuries, and two millenniums & yet we're still not 18. #MindBlowing