ngl i kinda hate when some games are scary. like dead island? when i first played that i just kept thinking, “damn, i really wanna chill on this island and not deal with a buncha zombies.”
y’all feel me?
comment a scary game you wish was normal!
kid at big boy: “you know what you should get?”
me: “what?”
kid: “chop cheese on a croissant.”
me: “really?”
kid: “yup, that shits bussin.”
3 min later…
kid hands me a cotton candy faygo
kid: “and you should get this to wash it down.”