Kelly Brassbridge

Nothing's Really Real. REPATRIATED!

[Kelly Brassbridge @NothingsReally]

@sarsmonster Rest in Peace

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@sarsmonster What a horrible accident. With respect to the deceased, what was your friend’s name?

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Covid finally caught me. The first day was rough, but my turn around was pretty quick. I can’t say that the recovery would’ve been so swift had it not been for the half cup of Pennzoil Ultra Platinum Full Synthetic 5W-30 motor oil which I drank upon my first sign of symptoms.

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@nuclearblast with a GREAT rerelease of @typeonegative Dead Again. #typeonegative #nuclearblast #deadagain

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@ryanestrada @ironcircuscomix @AxurEneas The company my library uses also has a lifetime guarantee for the binding of the book - so they will replace the book if the binding becomes damaged.

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@spizzyspose Damn. RIP

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@GeneWeen please play Stay Forever on Sunday, the last show in Port Chester. Love you.

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@jakerandall WE FINALLY DID IT JAKE! Thanks a lot for all your advice to make the dream come true!

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@birdcapstuff @DirtybirdArt That iconic mustache 🐊

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@ryanestrada Yeah! It was right there and I was like - I know this guy!

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@ryanestrada Book fair next week -

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@marknorm what kind of watch is that you’re wearing in last week’s Theo Von podcast?

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Why are we listening to medical experts when we could have Jim Breuer, Nikki Minaj, and seven other celebrities tell us what they know through a fresh Hollywood Squares reboot?

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Is anyone else out there not getting the vaccine because the heard about Nikki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s big swole nuts?

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@IIMrMistakenII @TaukoToken @DeadByBHVR In that case the totem is covered by the entity so you can’t get it

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Nikki Minaj has brought some interesting things to light concerning the harmful side effects of the vaccine. Combine that with what Goat Boy and the guy I know from high school say and I’m starting to wish I hadn’t been so quick to listen to these so called medical experts.

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@spotifypodcasts Thank goodness this was promoted to me - I almost got the fake vaccine until I heard what Goat Boy had to say about it!

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@sarsmonster #catdad

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@SageFrancis Cool way to fill a room with someone’s spirit