Jim Rome's Lapper

In my day job I'm a productive member of society. In my alter ego, NOTHING is sacrid and EVERYTHING can be made fun of. If you get offended easy---Well, BYE!

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

@omekongo @SamFuller24 @Reese10Angel And sometimes people are faced with a counter point in an argument that they can't respond to with another logical counterpoint so they go to name calling and attacking. Those people are thugs.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Huh.

Wasn’t called flu last year.

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

@NotATweeter16 @kendallybrown That blanket statement is unfair. I have spent time officiating sports with school teachers. I have heard some of the most deviant conversations you can imagine and walked away thinking that person should NEVER be allowed around a child. That doesn't reflect on even a majority.

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

"You can give a premium experience to EVERY customer."
Me :So I can give this customer a free tank of gas?
Well, no.
Me: How about a complimentary service?
Yeah, no. You can give them 10% off though!
Me: How is that Premium?
Oh that IS premium to them. You know what I mean *wink*

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

How very American to give the most perks and benefits to someone who doesn't need it, and "deserves" it because they have the means not to need it. I am a free economy conservative limited government republican. But the more I experience capitalism, the more evil it seems.

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

Today I am taking training for my work to identify "Premium Experience Customers"...Customers who purchased a $100k plus vehicle vs. The poors who buy $40k vehicles. Of course the Premium Experience Customer gets things like free services and a full tank of gas with service.

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@ProFootballTalk You are "Pro Football Talk", right? More of that please. Idiot.

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Hey @jimrome I hate when I go to a strange area and have to buy a lapper.

Antonio Cromartie

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

Put your phones away. This wins Twitter.

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

At least the Lebron fans might still get to see their Yankees or their Dodgers win a World Series. And it looks like Dak will be fully healthy for their Cowboys.

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

Watching the Ford Lightning Electric reveal on YouTube. They do know this is JUST a vehicle right? Like, did they make a truck that can cure cancer, or starred in a movie? Good. Lord. WTH have we become in America??

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

@dpshow @PaulPabst @andrewperloff He is retiring. He is old school. Maybe they just took this opportunity to part ways? This clip from an article is saw..."In The Athletic’s 2020 player poll Peel was ranked 2nd worst ref in the NHL."

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@SethDavisHoops Is there a 3rd gender, tho?

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I assume on April 1st, Aaron Rodgers will be like, PSYCH!! #NCUUU

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

@BlaiseInKC That is a HOT take...and dealy accurate.

[Josh Charles @MrJoshCharles]

Walking with my son this morning in the snow: “Dad, when Covid is over can we go to the movies? Like the next day?” I almost broke. Kids are resilient I know, but my heart aches for kids everywhere.

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

Accountability? Really? To who, for what? For God? Mother nature? Spoken like a priviledged, rich white American. You know why bad things happen to good people? No? Me neither. But they do. EXCEPT to afluent white Americans. You are the problem, Dan.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The situation is dire in Austin. We’re without power and heat with no end in sight amidst frigid temperatures. My wife and I still have running water. Others have had pipes break. There needs to be accountability for what happened. Right now the priority is to keep people safe.

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@LRiddickESPN Let me take a shot...cause he was white?

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@BlaiseInKC Really unpopular take... credit to @HoustonTexans for doing honorable thing with JJ instead of trading him.
But, you know secretly they were happy to save $$ on oft injured player who lately wasnt getting it done.

[Jim Rome's Lapper @NothingsSacrid]

@BlaiseInKC @ProFootballTalk Literally ben saying this for years. How does anyone take anything he says seriously? Chris Simms needs to find someone else to hook his wagon to.

[Bill Foley @Foles74]

The officials from this game should be suspended immediately. That would be a good start.