Giulio Gallarotti

Comedian. Tickets to see me live below. I also make travel videos.

[Giulio Gallarotti @Notjulio]

Updated schedule

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Cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Ben Golliver @BenGolliver]

Guillermo to Spurs star Victor Wembanyama: “Do you want to rub my belly for good luck?”

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This wine tasting bit they’re doing on the @TNTSportsUS French open desk rn is weird but I love it #rolandgarros

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

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@MrH1gh1ght @lowimpactplayer Called me a dingbat and then never replied lol

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Can we explain how this wasn’t a flagrant.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Alex Caruso not even playing basketball

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Can’t unsee it

[Corvath Draemir @Archaicmind3000]

Fonseca looks like Susan Boyle

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@lowimpactplayer Which show?

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

1999 Finals intros
Chills

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At the movies - the previews are so bad I think I’m being pranked.

[Kween Justine 🪷 @SassClassNiceAs]

I’m loving this little documentary video about Kwala, Tanzania, from @Notjulio!

A Bright Day in Kwala (Tanzania) https://t.co/mLixlLAHG1

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@mehulpatelnyc 🤣🤣minimum in best case scenario.

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Landing in New York sucks cuz you’re 3 minutes from landing and then the plane just circles the island for 20 minutes waiting to get the ok. One of the great teases of aviation.

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Yeah???

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

“Can you come more in my face?!” 😅

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Dominated Alaska, again. Show was amazing, shoot went great. Likely going back again this year. Love that place.

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@VinnyKnocks What they say

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Guys so what if it’s Latin - pounds is an English word lol.

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Lbs meaning pounds is pretty ridiculous

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@dawg_mike73019 Soon. Almost done with it. Few weeks away. Gonna be a banger.

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Hotels >>> Airbnb - hotels don’t review you, I can wear my shoes wherever I want in a hotel room and there are no quirks like “be careful with this knob!!” - too many variables.

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Foreign, human produced sound effects are always fascinating.

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Elina Svitolina coming down the stairs after her win at Roland Garros:

“Wesh wesh wesh wesh”

😭😭😭😭😭