@TashP351 I don’t know who dat cake man is but he looks tasty. I’m in trouble for eating the filling out of my flamingo, a cardboard box, and getting a roll of Sellotape stuck on my snoot. I’d rather have cake.
@ollywhippet I’m sorry you must be very miffed. But hunger strike is a bit bad for your little tummy. I think you should eat but under protest. I recommend leaving sharp kibble in hoonans’ shoes.
I’m allegedly still too bouncy for holidays. Rude.
@ollywhippet My mummy says I could channel my barky noise into strengthful snoot. How rude. I’m just being vigilant.
They keep reminding me that greyhounds is noble and stoic and not barky, unlike me.
@TrudiMCameron Good work there pal. I chewed off Andrew Ridgley’s leg (he’s a tuggy monkey) and ate it then had to be helped to barf back slimy bits of brown fuzzy material into mummy’s hand. They love having a me.
@bertie_lakeland Oh Bertie, you have the bestest life. I only came to live with my new forever mummy and daddy last week but I already have an extensive list of suggestions for based on Bertielife. 🥰🐾
@IamButterface Flo did that sometimes in the last six months. We got these amazing washable giant puppy pads. They were a floor saver and worked better than the dog knickers. 🥰🐾
Today Flo went OTRB. She was 14 and a bit and had a great life but had gone downhill rapidly in the past few days and it was her time.
She will join her 🌈 sister, Paddy, in our hearts forever.