Jewish Millionaire Cowboy

Aggressively requesting “Free Bird” from the quartet as the Titanic sinks

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

In an effort to contribute more to global carbon sequestration efforts, I've decided I'll be drinking more seltzer

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

@tedaviva Lil ol' me? Nah, you have the wrong guy. Chag sameach

[Jace @ross_jace]

The human brain is the most outstanding organ in the body. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth up until the moment you buy your first NFT.

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

@pbandcae Cinnamon or no cinnamon?

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

@tedaviva

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

@clichedout

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

One day when you’re a kid they take recess away from you and life pretty much takes a long and gradual turn for the worse from there.

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

@contactabrother

[Brooke Harries @brookekrista]

going to hell for asking restaurant workers what their favorite thing is then not ordering it

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

Foldable phones all strive to compete with the Nintendo DS

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

If that doesn't work, I'll have to call my childhood friends' defunct landlines and hope for the best

[Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available! @WillieHandler]

I hope in an emergency Jenny can get help because 867-5309 is the only number that I know.

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

not me seeing this while just starting my billionth rewatch 👀

[nina ⋆ ̊ @B6TGIRLS]

andrew garfield shows up flirts with everyone on the red carpet then goes home

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

@chandra_vess @heyyguido I'm in a similar boat. How'd you finally get a diagnosis?

[Jewish Millionaire Cowboy @NotoriousNJB]

"Charcuterie businessman" might just be my new favorite honorific

[Tufts Alumni @TuftsAlumni]

Charcuterie businessman Davide Dukcevich, A96, inspired by pioneering research on lab-grown meat, contributed $1 million to @TuftsEngineer to provide aid for graduate students and research support focused on the cellular agriculture. https://t.co/6cTPmnx57p #TuftsAlumni

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

Superman, knuckles bloodied, sweating buckets, breathing hard - "Please. I don't want to hurt you. Just. Stay. Down."

Chumbawamba - "I'm sorry Clark. You know I can't do that."