Zombie Sock Monkey

Once a humble sock monkey, but now undead, ready to eat your brain, and star of fabulous handcrafted letterpress cards on Etsy:

[new liver, same eagles 🦅 @abigail_staub]

My partner pulled off the most wholesome, archaeologically adjacent, bamboozling act of kindness and I had to share it. 🧵

When I was in Rome this summer, somehow my trowel ended up in my carry-on. I was mortified when it was discovered in the TSA line, because I knew (1/?)

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Anna May Wong, a Hollywood film star who had a trailblazing career, will be the first Asian American featured on U.S. currency. The U.S. Mint on Monday will begin producing quarters with her image. https://t.co/EG9aRoET5Z

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Honored to be an Ambassador for the Army of Drones and to help President Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine in any way possible 🇺🇦@ZelenskyyUA @U24_gov_ua

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

I may only be a zombie sock monkey, but even I can see outrageous corruption at the highest levels of government. The attempt to hinder and steal the presidential election - and destroy the US Postal Service - is despicable, as is the creature in the White House. #shame #USPS

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

@bonniegrrl @Leighbra We have the skull wreath and matching door mat. It may stay outside the apartment door through Xmas. ;)

[Winchester Bros @WinchesterBros]

On this day, in 2005, Sam and Dean Winchester set out to find their dad, and our lives have never been the same. Thank you @therealKripke for creating the wonderful world of #Supernatural. #SavingPeopleHuntingThings #FamilyBusiness

[Supernatural @cw_spn]

One last ride. #Supernatural’s final season premieres Thursday, October 10. Stream free next day only on The CW App. #SPNFamilyForever

[Dublin2019 @Dublin2019]

"I see you. I will make sure you are in my fiction," — @MaryRobinette on striving to include diverse voices and experiences in fiction. #Dublin2019 #Worldcon #HugoAwards

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

@sepinwall @moryan Great moments in pop culture. I will always love the letterpress greeting card tribute my friend @ModCitPress made.

[CNN @CNN]

Researchers have found that gray seals are able to mimic human speech and songs. One seal, Zola, was able to copy as many as 10 notes of tunes like the "Star Wars" theme and "Twinkle twinkle little star." https://t.co/qzYlGL83ja

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

@patrick_dixon @TBlackford3 https://t.co/UeuVsv18yT

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

Zombie Sock Monkey has been busy as an extra on #GameOfThrones. He thought he was auditioning to take over the role of #JonSnow or #Daenerys Really, they just needed another zombie. ZSM was ready, though, with his own costumes and wig. And my, he does look dashing as fire & ice!

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

Zombie Sock Monkey loves you for your delicious mind... and your delicious arms, legs, and every part of you. He loves you top to bottom, and he wants to nibble on your ear (and your other ear) tonight. Happy Valentine's Day from your favorite undead fabric simian. ❤❤❤

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

Bundle up, baby - it's cold outside! ZSM sez, if you're going out to howl at the Super Blood Wolf Moon tonight, wrap your noggin in a warm, fuzzy hat. He wants your delicious brain roasty toasty like a bag of chestnuts. Mmm, toasty braiiiiiiiins.

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

Zombie Sock Monkey is here! He has been here all along, but his human needed him. She still needs him, but Halloween is coming up, and they want to celebrate. They both love ghouls,… https://t.co/Sf96Fecmuw

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

@cyntada @merujo Zombie Sock Monkey may give the human some leaves, but the blooms are mine. They go oh so well with my fur. Brown cotton knit *is* the new black, you know.

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

My human drew this. I wonder why she never draws me in profile.

Oh yeah... I'd just be a brown line. Never mind.

Brains to nibble, places to go... https://t.co/AhSfffPiKl

[Merujo @merujo]

Diva.

#beauty #woman #positive #fearless #strongwomen #plussize #FearlessSquad #ArtNouveau #acreativedc

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

Zombie Sock Monkey just binged the new season of @blackmirror, and, oh my... Monkey needs a hug.

[Zombie Sock Monkey @NotoriousZSM]

Bundle up, babycakes! It's gonna be a bitter cold NYE, and Zombie Sock Monkey needs your delicious brains all roasty toasty warm for a midnight snack to ring in 2018. So, cover that noggin for your 12 o'clock snoggin', 'cause ZSM must nibble on some nice defrosted kibble! ♡