Notorious BOD

quotes and tho(ugh)ts from the least basic bitches you know

[Notorious BOD @Notorious_BOD19]

"What were we talking about?" "Blueberries?" "No... Yeast infections"

[jas @jasminefelicity]

me on Facebook vs. me on Twitter

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

Happy Birthday to the one and only Notorious BOD ❤️

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

If it looks like a douche and acts like a douche it is a douche remember that

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

PSA to everyone everywhere it is okay for you to kiss your friends to express that you love them and think they're amazing and beautiful

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

Can someone explain why hairy, sweaty, old men can be shirtless on the basketball court but I can't jog on the indoor track in a sports bra

[Notorious BOD @Notorious_BOD19]

"I've never had mono" "Me either, and I'm surprised I've kissed a lot of people"

[Notorious BOD @Notorious_BOD19]

Lila and Talia *talk about ginger pubes over lunch, soup and salad*

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

Talia and I are two separate halves of one whole old woman eating a peanut butter pickle sandwich inside a hologram

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

They are the best go look at notorious_bod fam u won't regret it (u probably will) https://t.co/Jq5V7Os2rU

[Notorious BOD @Notorious_BOD19]

squads that smoke and play together stay together @IzaOgilvie @tslawrence15

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

Dressed like everyone's mom dressed in the 1980s

[Notorious BOD @Notorious_BOD19]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 222! #WordBrain #words#doingthisformorehints

[rt your kink @rtyourkink]

mom's spaghetti

[Jay @JayKetchum_]

When u always lurking knowing that it's gonna hurt ur heart but u curious and don't think it's gonna be that bad

[Notorious BOD @Notorious_BOD19]

The girl sitting next to me on an overnight bus smells like vagina and coconut oil, the probability that I am going to vomit tonight is 100%

[Lila Brandt @Lila_Brandt]

I would love to see people practice half of the things they preach