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Tasteful.

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White woman has never heard of Tuskegee

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Seniors make sure to check out before skipping

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Student skips class to finish homework

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Seniors distracted by phones during assembly

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New milk fountains installed

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Students slow down and grab the wall for weather drill

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Prom theme to be "Rock Bottom"

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Students disappointed by 0% alcohol content in Shots of Love

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Snow disappears along with students' childlike joy

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White guy high-fives wrong black guy

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Students stressed and overwhelmed with choices for gossip accounts

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Sundials replace watches as latest accessory

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Varsity jackets turn school into cheesy '80s movie

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Balfour representative confesses love for Dr. Espy, is deeply hurt by rejection

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Dr. Espy has awkward breakup call with Northridge, says rest of the school year will be "just as friends"

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Hungover towel dispenser found passed out in urinal

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Girl who wanted fall in summer now wants summer in fall

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Catfight lifts school spirit

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Public service announcement: please throw away IDs as soon as you get them

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Number of functioning sinks reduced to seven