Irregular Joe

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Suji can be very independent, so she does her own thing a lot...

...but she is absolutely *obsessed* with me. She has to remind me what I left behind every time I come home 🥺

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@RealJtHolmes that's the best spin on "chained to emotions" I've ever seen

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@masterofoneinc1 @Converse absolutely love these, one of your best pairs, truly

if these had a swoosh people would be tripping over themselves to get a pair

had no idea they were waterproof but I love utility shoes

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@bacchusrights I just found this chart this morning, which is funny

I started two ant colonies and was learning the different parts

funny coincidence

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every single time I'm alone, I get treated this way

you can't just be alone as an adult man, people perceive it differently

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@philosophymeme0 I haaaaaate going to the grocery store alone at night

I get treated exactly like this

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@swinkying this is literally just me in cat form

I am a raggedy human and I've made peace with that

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@RealJtHolmes you know what's weird? the dating apps just exploded the same way

went from a match a month, to last week getting 5 matches a day

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@fbgaservin someone probably matched with her 😂

https://t.co/Vdkk6zHBlA

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just saw a Chinese girl on tinder

"just looking to have some fun - total sucker for men in uniform"

😂😂😂😂😂

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two military helicopters just flew 100 feet over my house

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@pandey_kri91612 she's a foreign asset

she'd date you to learn about the US military

after five dates, you can tell her you are Indian 😂😂😂

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just saw a Chinese girl on tinder

"just looking to have some fun - total sucker for men in uniform"

😂😂😂😂😂

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not Chinooks sadly, maybe Blackhawks?

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@EricMTerrill1 loool why is the ground passing 10x faster than the trees right next to it

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@DragonFishOfish @Tomcatter742S I agree, but I just can't make myself drive a Hyundai. just couldn't do it

a friend has a Veloster N and it sounds and looks fantastic though

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@sara_doesnt @stoppfeenin it's a catch-22

the people with the intelligence and discernment necessary to cheat the right way...

...are the people with the integrity and self-drive to do the assignment for real

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@reddyac @sara_doesnt @stoppfeenin open an incognito tab

this is exactly the kind of critical thinking that is needed 😭

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@she_llac *2018 😂

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@spinal_capped you look so good coming out of surgery I literally thought you were yassified for a second 😂😂😂

glad it was a success!!!

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@RealJtHolmes it will always be twitter

"X" is the name of the "pay for play", Indian bots posing as American trolls, right wing shithole, "only knows enough to be dangerous" part of this app

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@jcorriv35 doesn't look bad at all! it's just that they totally fucked up what the car was supposed to be

but hey, I guess maybe they were smarter than us, because people bought it 😆

I think too many people just assume price = quality, especially with a reputable name like Honda