𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕

Hungry hungry Isopod.

RP/Crack/Fluff

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

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ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕘𝕖!!!

[Tabi / follylolly.bsky.social @FollyLollySews]

The council will now decide your fate

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@hopeless_gf They tried to help, but they could smell it the entire time they walked with it while taking it to her...

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

Makes her soup, then eats it.

[ꕥ Amber Beckett @hopeless_gf]

Someone take care of me I’m sick

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

Your fridge's doom is sealed when it is an Isopod that you are facing off against.

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

You think Santa is the one who's been eating the cookies left out by your fireplace for all this time?

Fool, it was Iso all along!

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: isopod
Confidence: 52.72%

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

Is in the river, doing a swim.

The fish are running from them and thus abandoning this area of the water-.

[𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘪 @KodokunaTora]

She's trying to catch fish in the river again.

With her bare hands.

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

Never

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

Strikes a victory pose over the fallen .

F L E X

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@Venom_Hissu The ocean is like playing the game of life of max difficulty.

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

Forms a war council of aquatic creatures to plot the destruction of the surface dwellers.

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

|: Sorry to that account that just followed, but I'm not comfortable with minors following/interacting. Feel free to come back in a few years.

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@GigaMegumin They already slipped away! She can't throw them with those weak noodle arms anyways!

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@GigaMegumin To get a reaction! Amused Isopod was happy.

Pointing at her ear they'd flatly mimick a laugh. "Hah..!"

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@GigaMegumin Licks the side of her ear.

Slips away to escape..!

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@GigaMegumin Pause.. staaaare.

Wraps arms around neck-?

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@GigaMegumin Lets go.. head tilt.

They thought humans liked this sort of thing!

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@GigaMegumin No!!

They are giving her a hug! SQUEEZE!

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

@GigaMegumin Latches onto her face.

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

He could be angy all he wants. Now they were on his bed and beckoning him to join.

They don't say it, but a warm body feels nicer than having a snack.. so Iso preferse it if he joins, quietly.

[Ⲱⲁꞅⲉⲥⲏ𐌵 @VulgarMascot]

...Did they just...shush him?

Angy mouse—

[𝕀𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕕 @NotsoFluffie]

Iso would just hold a finger to their lips to shush the rodent like they had seen others on the surface do before.

It was nap time so if he is quiet Isopod will let him join.

Otherwise they'll have to make him be quiet. Tongue tastes especially good to the creature of the deep.

[Ⲱⲁꞅⲉⲥⲏ𐌵 @VulgarMascot]

Right, that makes sense...

LIKE HELL IT MAKES SENSE!!

GET THE HELL OUT OF HIS HOUSE, DAMN IT!!