J. Lang

Never forget the bling.

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

For the price of these #JurassicPark movie tickets I coulda just bought some Dinosaur DNA and made my own park... 😡

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Spotted a Rolls Royce Phantom in the Walmart parking lot. Proving once again that rich people don't get rich on accident. 🙌

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Having money isn't everything. Not having it is. 🤑

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

@downthenile I'm guilty tho. In the ol' days when you wanted to learn how to do something you would go to Library and find a book. 🤓

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Just had a flashback of when there were infomercial scams selling land in a worthless part of California. #californiapines

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Chris Sacca is my hero. 🤓

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

4 years of college and I survived on nothing but Mountain Dew and Little Debbie snacks. 😂

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Watching YouTube videos is the new reading.

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

@PhilDeezNuts We had a family intervention on that. 😂

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

If I want to tell someone how I really feel about them I put #withallduerespect in front, but that part's a lie 😁

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

There isn't a salary high enough would stop me from stealing Taco Bell hot sauce packets for the kitchen drawer. #facts

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Are neck tats a dress code requirement @Walmart? If so they've done a great job of making sure employees follow protocol. 😒

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

#HustleGang has no problem pushin' Tokyo Jetz, who is unapologetically a black version of Iggy Azalea. 😐

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

I can't wait for my business to take off so I can take a huge wad of bills and hold them up to my ear like a phone. 💵📞

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Me and being broke haven't broke up yet. 😕 #imabouttoglow

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

Always leave'em wanting more. 😑

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

The law of proximity. If you hang around 4 broke people, you'll be the 5th...

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

85% of all new businesses are started by immigrants or children of immigrants. 😳

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

8 years later. HE. DID. NOT. DISSAPPOINT. #BarackObama

[J. Lang @NotsoJazzyJeff]

No one ever got rich off sleep. 😴