Reynaldo

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

All this crazy stuff going down in Elsinore, glad I never came back from France😊

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

Heard of the new king Claudius dying from ear poison I have NO affiliation🤐

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

Heard of the fencing match between Laertes and Hamlet, thinking about showing up to insult his fencing game🙄

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

Just sold my last bottle of ear poison! Some guy in Elsinore bought it

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

Well Laertes has now lost Ophelia and his dad I almost feel bad for ruining his name... not😏

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

Heard of Hamlet killing polonius, I was hoping for a bonus

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

Laertes somehow made a escape too bad I ruined his name in France it is probably good he left

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

Confused��� he tells me to throw shade on his son but not too much

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

“I’ve seen Laertes walk out of this same house with a different girl every other hour...” -to the general public of France

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

@poloaintnorat thanks for the job, disgracing your own son🙄

[Reynaldo @NotsoReynaldo]

This old advisor of Elsinore just asked me to discuss spying on his son👀