Gucci Tom

I use sarcasm to distance people

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Nudes are fucking overrated your smile is what i want

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Ok guys who wanna taste my cum? Want to get my diet right

[The Cheek Clapping Connoisseur @mikeviceo]

I remember when a girl told me my cum tasted like electricity. I knew from then I had to clean up my diet.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Yeah i eat ass, I'm the man

[a³🐊 @aaqibtweets]

An average celebrity is politically illiterate stop asking for their opinion.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

@AllyByars Same

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Weed guy also practising social distancing, I'm crying.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Maybe everything happens for a reason, maybe it doesn't but there's always something you can learn.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Y'all remember me?

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

About to do absolutely nothing on new year

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Maybe i wanted it to go different but whatever happened it was beautiful in it's own way

[a³🐊 @aaqibtweets]

People really talk to me after 2 years and be like "wow you're so changed". Bitch it's been 2 fucking years

[a³🐊 @aaqibtweets]

Sometimes things are very clear to you but you don't really want to face them

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

And you're still there holding my hand, cracking your stupid jokes but all in my dreams.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Try seeing things with a clear perspective sometimes things aren't the way our mind wants us to believe they are.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Opens textbook for 5 seconds:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BORING!

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Smoking cigarettes ain't so aesthetic when you got asthma.

[Mesut Özil @M10]

Mrs. & Mr. Özil 👰🏻❤🤵🏻

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

Happy pride month to all my gays.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all.

[Gucci Tom @Notsofunny55]

@being_420 Then I'm a retard 😞